Naam : DON
DOST : GANGSTER
Bhai : MUNNA BHAI
Pata : 36 CHINA TOWN
Kaam : MURDER
GURU : BLUFFMASTER
Dushman : SARKAR
Khoon : AB TAK 56
SMS bhej Warna 57...Guru tera karunga .......!
Ek aadmi ke lulli pe madhu makkhi ne kaat liya
Ek aadmi ke lulli pe madhu makkhi ne kaat liya.
He goes to Doctor with his wife.
Wife dheere se Doctor ko Boli : Kevel dard ki Dava dena,Sujan Rehne dena !
He goes to Doctor with his wife.
Wife dheere se Doctor ko Boli : Kevel dard ki Dava dena,Sujan Rehne dena !
Labels:
Doctor SMS,
wife SMS
Ek din 1 lady tota Kharidne gaye
Ek din 1 lady tota Kharidne gaye
Lady: Iski kya Khasiyat hai ?
Dukanda : Ye bolta hai
Lady ne tote se pucha : main kaise lagti hu ?
Tota : Bhen ki lodi,Randi lagti hai !
Lady : Ye to bahot badtamiz tota hai.
Dukandar usey andar le gaya aur zor se pani me duba k pucha,bol ab gaali deha ?
Tota : Nahi kabhi nahi dunga.
Wo use bahar le gaya aur lady se kaha ab puchiye .
Lady : Agar mere ghar pe 1 admi aya to tum kya sochoge ?
Tota : Apke Pati Hai.
Lady: Agar 2 ?
Tota: Apka pati aur dever
Lady: Agar 3 ?
Tota : Pati ,dever aur bhai /
Lady: Agar 4 ?
Tota: Pani le aao bahi,maine to pehle hi kaha tha "Bhen ki lodi randi hai..."
Lady: Iski kya Khasiyat hai ?
Dukanda : Ye bolta hai
Lady ne tote se pucha : main kaise lagti hu ?
Tota : Bhen ki lodi,Randi lagti hai !
Lady : Ye to bahot badtamiz tota hai.
Dukandar usey andar le gaya aur zor se pani me duba k pucha,bol ab gaali deha ?
Tota : Nahi kabhi nahi dunga.
Wo use bahar le gaya aur lady se kaha ab puchiye .
Lady : Agar mere ghar pe 1 admi aya to tum kya sochoge ?
Tota : Apke Pati Hai.
Lady: Agar 2 ?
Tota: Apka pati aur dever
Lady: Agar 3 ?
Tota : Pati ,dever aur bhai /
Lady: Agar 4 ?
Tota: Pani le aao bahi,maine to pehle hi kaha tha "Bhen ki lodi randi hai..."
Labels:
Funny SMS,
Lady SMS,
Time Pass SMS,
Top Rated SMS
Mistriji,bed majboot banana
Man: Mistriji,bed majboot banana,mere bete ko bahu ke saath sona hai.
Mistri : Aisa majboot banaunga ki saara mohalla soye to bhi nahin tootega.
Mistri : Aisa majboot banaunga ki saara mohalla soye to bhi nahin tootega.
Labels:
Funny SMS,
Time Pass SMS,
Top Rated SMS
Mobile kabhi pichhe jeb me mat rakhna
Special Information: Mobile kabhi pichhe jeb me mat rakhna,battery fategi to Gand fut jayegi.
Log Hath se Gand dhote hai,aap Gand se Hath dho baitoge.
Log Hath se Gand dhote hai,aap Gand se Hath dho baitoge.
Labels:
Funny SMS,
Time Pass SMS,
Top Rated SMS
Maine jannat ka darwaza khatkhataya
Maine jannat ka darwaza khatkhataya
Awaz aai kya chahiye ?
Maine kaha,
kamyabi,
Khushiya,
Lambi Umar.
Awaz aai kis k liye ?
Jo is Waqt sms pad raha hai usk Liye.
Awaz aai kya chahiye ?
Maine kaha,
kamyabi,
Khushiya,
Lambi Umar.
Awaz aai kis k liye ?
Jo is Waqt sms pad raha hai usk Liye.
Labels:
Top Rated SMS
A man in Hell asked Devil
A man in Hell asked Devil : Can I make a call to my wife ?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil: Nothing,Hell to Hell is free.
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil: Nothing,Hell to Hell is free.
Labels:
Funny SMS,
Top Rated SMS
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