Naam : DON

Naam : DON
DOST : GANGSTER
Bhai : MUNNA BHAI
Pata : 36 CHINA TOWN
Kaam : MURDER
GURU : BLUFFMASTER
Dushman : SARKAR
Khoon : AB TAK 56

SMS bhej Warna 57...Guru tera karunga .......!

Ek aadmi ke lulli pe madhu makkhi ne kaat liya

Ek aadmi ke lulli pe madhu makkhi ne kaat liya.

He goes to Doctor with his wife.

Wife dheere se Doctor ko Boli : Kevel dard ki Dava dena,Sujan Rehne dena !

Ek din 1 lady tota Kharidne gaye

Ek din 1 lady tota Kharidne gaye

Lady: Iski kya Khasiyat hai ?
Dukanda : Ye bolta hai

Lady ne tote se pucha : main kaise lagti hu ?
Tota : Bhen ki lodi,Randi lagti hai !

Lady : Ye to bahot badtamiz tota hai.
Dukandar usey andar le gaya aur zor se pani me duba k pucha,bol ab gaali deha ?

Tota : Nahi kabhi nahi dunga.
Wo use bahar le gaya aur lady se kaha ab puchiye .

Lady : Agar mere ghar pe 1 admi aya to tum kya sochoge ?
Tota : Apke Pati Hai.

Lady: Agar 2 ?
Tota: Apka pati aur dever

Lady: Agar 3 ?
Tota : Pati ,dever aur bhai /

Lady: Agar 4 ?
Tota: Pani le aao bahi,maine to pehle hi kaha tha "Bhen ki lodi randi hai..."

Mistriji,bed majboot banana

Man: Mistriji,bed majboot banana,mere bete ko bahu ke saath sona hai.

Mistri : Aisa majboot banaunga ki saara mohalla soye to bhi nahin tootega.

Mobile kabhi pichhe jeb me mat rakhna

Special Information: Mobile kabhi pichhe jeb me mat rakhna,battery fategi to Gand fut jayegi.

Log Hath se Gand dhote hai,aap Gand se Hath dho baitoge.

Maine jannat ka darwaza khatkhataya

Maine jannat ka darwaza khatkhataya

Awaz aai kya chahiye ?

Maine kaha,
kamyabi,
Khushiya,
Lambi Umar.

Awaz aai kis k liye ?

Jo is Waqt sms pad raha hai usk Liye.

A man in Hell asked Devil

A man in Hell asked Devil : Can I make a call to my wife ?
After making call he asked how much to pay.

Devil: Nothing,Hell to Hell is free.