Sindi : Murga kitne ka ?Murge Wala – Rs. 120,100,20 Sindi: 20 ka,itna sasta kyo ?Murga Wala – Saab isko AIDS hai. Sindi – Dedo,sirf khana hai,Gand todi marni hai ….
Animal SMS
Written By: admin on February 19, 2009
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A baby fish asked her mother,why can not we live on earth? Mother fish said:earth is not the place for fish,it is made for only selfish!
Written By: admin on February 14, 2009
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Suvar ke Bacche,Ullu ke patthe,Kutte ke Pille,Gaay ke bachde,sab chote chotepyare pyare hote hai..
Written By: admin on February 14, 2009
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Bandar ni boli,Maa mera dulha kaun hi? Plz meri shaadi kara do na ? Maa boli,dekh tera dulha SMS pad raha hai,Agar pad ke muskrayee to RISHTA pakka.
Written By: admin on February 14, 2009
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MunnaBhai: Yaar yeh kutte poonch kyon hilate hain?Circuit: Common sense Bhai! Ab poonch kutte ko to nahin hila sakti na..!!
Written By: admin on February 14, 2009
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HUTCH is now Vodafone! Naam badal gaya, Pink se Red ho gaye, Lakho Rs lag gaye. Fir b rahe.. Kutte K kutte. Gud Day
Written By: admin on February 11, 2009
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Santa was going on buffalo.A traffic police stop him & asked for helmet. Santa: “Abe niche dekh four wheeler hai”.
Written By: admin on February 11, 2009
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If a gorilla catches u, what will u do? ? ? ? I know u both will start playingIts natural when close friends meet.
Written By: admin on February 6, 2009
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Dil se aap ka khayal jata nahi,Aap ke siwa koi yad ata nahi,Hasrat hai ki aap ko roz dekhun Par Kmbakt Wo BNDARWALA Aap ko lata hi nahi
Written By: admin on February 3, 2009
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Train me 1 macchar chinese par baitha,wo pakad k kha gaya. Fir 1 macchar marwadi pe baitha, Usne pakad k chinese se pucha: Kharidoge kya?
Written By: admin on February 3, 2009
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Ek Chipkali ne gana sunaya,to baaki saari Chipkaliya zameen par gir gayi, Pucho kyun ? Quki Baaki sabhi Chipkaliya Talli Mar rahi thi.
Written By: admin on January 29, 2009
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Is sms ko chaato Isme adrak ka sawad ayega Nahi aya? Ek baar or chaato Abhi bi nahi aaya Sorry yaar bandar kya jane adrak ka sawad!!!
Written By: admin on January 29, 2009
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Recipe:1 Take a bowl of grapes,2 Put your hand in it,3 Stand in front of mirror, The dish is ready. Recipe Name: Langoor ke hath mein angoor.
Written By: admin on January 29, 2009
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Bekaar hai vo log jo,ladkiyon ko miss karte hain,Miss karna hain to“machcharo” ko karo,jo apni jaan pe khel kar bhi,apko kiss karte hai.
Written By: admin on January 29, 2009
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Lady drinking coke, machhar falls in.Lady takes it out, machhar says “MAA”! Lady asks why did you call me “MAA”? machhar says, “Main teri coke se nikla hoon, MAA!”..
Written By: admin on January 29, 2009
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Can we do romance in the evening today? I’m in a good moodJust a little bit of kissing and biting reply me soon! urs lovingly, “MOSQUITO”
Written By: admin on January 28, 2009
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Bandar Bipasha ki bra chura kar ped par chad jata hai.. Bipasha Chillati ha” Niche daal na”. Bandar bola “Besharm shanti rakh shruwat upar se hoti h
Written By: admin on January 28, 2009
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Jungle me sab janwar ga rahe the: PAN PARAH PAN MASALA Bas Giraffe nahi ga raha Kyu? Kyu k: Unche log Unchi Pasand MANIKCHAND…