Tuje AJEEB bat batau !! MURGi ne ANDA DIYA ! AJEEB HAI NA? NAHI ! To Tu De ke dikha!!Haha
Animal SMS
Written By: admin on December 16, 2008
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Macher ne 1 aadmi ko din me kata.aadmi : tum to raat me kaatte ho na?Macher bola, ghar ke halaat kharab hai, isliye overtime kar raha hu.
Written By: admin on December 14, 2008
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Y does buffalo put its tongue in its nose….Why?Why?Why?Anyway its ur personal matter!
Written By: admin on December 14, 2008
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Jungle me sab janwar garahe the PAN PARAG PAN MASALA baszirraffe nahi ga raha Kyu? Kyuki “UNCHE LOG UNCHI PASND Manikchand
Written By: admin on December 12, 2008
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Arz kiya haiJis tarah 1 machharmarne se tum shikari nahinbunoge Theek usi tarah2-4 SMS karne setum bikhari nahi bunoge
Written By: admin on December 11, 2008
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Santa was inserting dog’s tail into pipe.Banta: Oye, kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hoti.Santa: Idiot, main to pipe bend kar raha hoon
Written By: admin on November 24, 2008
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Q : What do stylish frogs wear? A : Jumpsuits!
Written By: admin on November 24, 2008
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Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work
Written By: admin on November 24, 2008
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This is a test to check ur English. Read this fast and loud. BOW VOW COW, HOW NOW LOW,BOW VOW WOW VOW BOW BOW.. TEST RESULT OK.. GOOD DOG
Written By: admin on November 24, 2008
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EK BAAR EK SARDAR INTERVIEW K LYE GAYA USSE PUCHA GAYA MURGA AUR MURGI MAI UNTER KARO SARDAR NE KAHA K PATHAR MARO BHAGA TO MURGA,BHAGI TO MURGI
Written By: admin on October 20, 2008
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What hapen to ur mobile.When I am trying to call you. It says welcome to the jungle network.he monkey u r trying to call is up on the tree
Written By: admin on October 12, 2008
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Lost in an animal farm,I saw many animals,mouse,bird,monkey,HAILA! YOU TOO…
Written By: admin on October 12, 2008
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Diffrence between monkey & donkey? monkey save allmy sms & donkey delete all my sms, now choice isyours….
Written By: admin on September 28, 2008
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Teacher: which is the oldest animal in world ? Sardar: “ZEBRA’.. Teacher:(shocked) how? SARDAR: Bcoz it is “BLACK AND WHITE
Written By: admin on September 28, 2008
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Doctor-U have 206 bones in Ur bodySANTA-tell it slowlyDoctor-Y?SANTA-My Dog is outside,if he hear this,i am finished..
Written By: admin on September 15, 2008
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James Bond once met a dog in a jungle and said: “i am Bond,JAMES BOND” Dog bites him and said: “i am Kutta,PAGAL KUTTA”
Written By: admin on September 15, 2008
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Teacher:A bull and a cow is grazing in the field.. Correct it! Student:A cow and a bull is grazing in the field Teacher:How? Student:Ladies first ..