Judge: Why did you attacked that young man?Old lady: He grabbed me, took my clothes off,threw me on the bed & shouted APRIL FOOL!
April Fool SMS
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Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed. Its on 1st of April. Surprised? Stupid, 1st april is April fool, and u r the 1st person whom I fooled.
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I am sorry yaar, aaj tak maine tujhe avoid kiya,kai bar tujhse bat nahi ki,tujhse hath nahi milaya, Sorry yaar mujhe pata nahi tha ki “AIDS” chhune se nahi failta.
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Feeling bored? Wondering, what to do? Open the zip! Enter your hands in between your zip.. take out your… book from your bag and study..
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Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the…… train ruki, khidki khuli, nazro se nazre mili aur aapne kahan,….. ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!!!!
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In your life, when you wake up & don’t see any one, then come to me, i’ll be there to hold ur hand & take you to the EYE SPECIALIST
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Is kadar hum aapko chahte hai ki duniya wale dekh ke jal jate hai,yu toh hum sabhi ko ULLU banate hai, lekin aap thoda JALDI ban jate hai…
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Yeh sulagata jism,Yeh kamp Kampate Honth,Yeh Thartharata bua badan,Yeh ladkhadati aawaz,Mujhe pahle hi pata tha ki tumhe MALARIA hai.
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Manzil ki taraf badte chalo. Jo Dil kahe usi raah ko chuno.Peeche walo ko aage na aane do aur jo aage hain unse aage niklo.Tabhi ek achhe TRUCK DRIVER banoge!
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Aisa DOSTANA hamara,Mai KASHTI tu kinara,Mai DHANUSH tu teer,Mai MATAR tu paneer,Mai VARSHA tu badal,Mai RAJMA tu chawal,Mai HOT tu cool,Mai APRIL tu………Fooollllllll.?
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Oct-2 for Gandhi, Nov-14 for Neharu, Apr-24 for Sachin, Aug-15 for India, Apr-01 only for YOU. So Enjoy the day !!!
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This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat,to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat,busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !…Now read it without the word cat.
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So Sweet is ur SMILE???so Sweet is ur STYLE??? so Sweet is ur VOICE??? so Sweet is ur EYE????? see …….how Sweetly I LIE.Happy April Fool Day!
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Sardar got into a bus on 1st Aprilwhen conductor asked for ticket.He gave Rs.10/-and took the ticket and said april fool.I have pass.
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You are a GHONCHU.. G-reatH-otO-ne in millionN-aughtyC-uteH-umbleU-nique Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi…
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Plz call me,its urgent. Ek accident ho gaya hai. . .Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,Plz mana mat karna Warna GADHA mar jayega
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Attendence.. Pappu Yes Sir Bablu Yes Sir Tinku Yes SirUllu ??Ullu?? Ullu Button dabana band kar,teri baari hai,attendence lagwa
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Sine me dil,Dil me dard,Dard me yaqin,Yaqin me khyal,Khayal me khwab,Khuwab me tasvirTasvir me sirf ap!Itna Darawna khuwab?Baap re Baap