Bhikhari: Shet,5 rupiya do na. marwadi: 100 ki note he ,tere pas 95 chhutta ha ? Bhikari: Ha. Marwadi: To pahle wo to kharcha kar.
Beggar SMS
Bhikari ne phone kiya:Hello Taj hotel??1 pizza1 biryani1 rasmalai bhej do..Taj: Kiske naam se bheju?Bhikari: Allah ke naam pe bhej de
Beggar: I’m The Author of a Book called ’420 Methods 2 Become Rich’ Man: Then y r u Begging ? Beggar: This is One of the Best Methods !
Aap ne mujhko dekha… Fir aap mere peeche aye… Ate gaye… Fir.. Fir.. Fir.. Kya Mujhe 1 rupya dena hi pada…
Bhikhari= 50paise dedo, mene 3 din se kuch nai khaya hai.. Kanjus= Me 10 rupye dunga pehle ye bata 50ps me khana kaha milta hai..???..
Arz kiya haiJis tarah 1 machharmarne se tum shikari nahinbunoge Theek usi tarah2-4 SMS karne setum bikhari nahi bunoge
A beggar- ‘Oh sundari ! Andha hoon. Sawa paanch rupya de de.. “Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai…