Whats Comman Between Barack Obama & Bus Conductor ? . . . . . They have Same Motto ” We NEED CHANGE”
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Written By: admin on March 22, 2009
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“Award winning joke of century” Gabbar singh: Are oh kaliya kitne aadmi the ? Kaliya: Kya pata sir,Maine to Aurtein Gin Raha tha.
Written By: admin on February 20, 2009
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YahaSe 50km dur jb koi bachha raat kohoon.. hoon..Karke rota h to MAA kehti h k beta aisematRo warna bada hokar tuHIMESH RESHAMIYA ban jayga
Written By: admin on February 20, 2009
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Amitabh-Mere Paas BumPatakhefuljhariAnarRocket,Sab Hai Tumhare Paas Kya Hai? Sashi-Mere Paas Maa… Maa…Maachis he
Written By: admin on February 20, 2009
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In USA every year Edison’s bday iscelebrated by power cut for 2 mins. But here due to over respect,We celebrate it daily for 3-4 hrs!
Written By: admin on February 11, 2009
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Sir: Film Ghajini Dekh k Aapko Kya Sabak Mila ?……Student: Sabak ye Mila K Ab Ganje Bhi Maang Nikaal Sakte Hai
Written By: admin on February 7, 2009
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Salman:Aaj mere paas 14 cars,18 Bikes,4 Bunglow,3 Farmhouse hai,Aap ke Pass kya hai? Amitabh:Mere pass beta hai Jiske pas teri ITEM hai!
Written By: admin on February 7, 2009
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LADEN asked Kareena,hows ur life? She replied,kabhi khushi kabhi ghum Then Kareena asked LADEN what about U? He replied,kabhi BUSH kabhi BOMB
Written By: admin on February 6, 2009
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INTERVAL THE END U have just watched Sanjay Leela Bhansali’s new film: ‘WHITE’.
Written By: admin on February 6, 2009
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Sachin gives a Pepsi bottle 2 Dhoni & Dhoni gives it 2 Sehwag U know y?Sehwag is the OPENER
Written By: admin on February 6, 2009
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Teacher : Apko Shahrukh Khan Ki Movie RAB NE BANA DI JODI Se Kya Lesson Mila?? Student : Umeed Mat Haro Shadi K Baad B Ladki Pat Sakti He
Written By: admin on February 3, 2009
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Anand to Sardar : ‘Aao ji, Chess khelte hain’ Sardar: ‘Tu chal,main sports shoes, Gloves aur Helmat Pehan kar aata hun!’
Written By: admin on February 3, 2009
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Teacher: Baccho batao pakistan ne jo atom bomb INDIA par feka tha aur INDIA ne use pencil bana diya uska nam kya hai?….Student:ADNAN SAMI
Written By: admin on January 31, 2009
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After de death of EMRAN HASHMI what will be written on his grave ‘Do Not Disturb’ Soney de SAALE ko.Pehli baar akela so raha hai!
Written By: admin on January 31, 2009
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Jab gabbar paida hua tab uski maa ne use 2-3 thappad lagayeViru: kya hua?kambakht peda hote hi puch raha tha kitne admi the
Written By: admin on January 31, 2009
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Gabbar: Basanti chaddi utar.Viru: nahi Basantiin kutto ke samne chaddi mat utarna.Basanti: Viru dar mat maine chaddi pahni hi nahi hai…
Written By: admin on January 31, 2009
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Newton ne apple niche girte dekha or Gravity ki khoj ki,ye pucho ki 25 saal se TOILET Karta tha ,wo kya upar jata tha?sala chutiya bana gaya.
Written By: admin on January 29, 2009
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Mallika went to a swimming pool in a BRA & PANTY.Guard: Madam here 2 piece costume is not allowed!Mallika: Kaun sa utaroon?