Once Rakhi Sawant Goes To LIC Office. Rakhi Mujhe Apni Body Ka Insurance Karna Hai. Officer- Sorry Madam Hum Public Property Per Insurance Nahi Karte.
Bollywood SMS
Written By: admin on January 2, 2009
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Salmaan Khan- Aaj Mere Baap K Pas 14 Cars Hai 18 Bikes Hai, 4 Bunglow Hai, 3 Farmhouse Hai, Tumhare Paas Kya Hai? Abhishek Bachan Mere Paas Teri Lover Hai
Written By: admin on January 2, 2009
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Bhakt: Meri Shadi Aishwarya Se Karva DoBhagwan: Aishwarya Ki Ek Saari 1 Lakh Ki Hai Kharch Utha PaogeBhakt: Bhagwaan Koi Upai BatayeBhagwan: Mallika Sherawat
Written By: admin on December 16, 2008
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Karan Johar ka kamal to dekho:K3G: luv ur parentsKAL HO NA HO: luv ur neighboursKANK: luv other’s wifeand nowDOSTANA: luv d same gender …………….By Rahul Solanki
Written By: admin on December 10, 2008
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Gud mng in PARESH RAWAL style:“Utha le re deva utha leeeee’“Mere ko nahi re baba mere dost ko”‘hee’“Duniya se nahi re deva, NEEND se,”
Written By: admin on December 10, 2008
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Rang De Basanti dekhne k baad ek Sardar ko bahut Gussa aaya. Friend asked:Why u r so much angry? Sardar:Saala poori film me Basanti dikhi nahi
Written By: admin on December 10, 2008
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Who let you get on the horseYou witch’s child?…Can’t understand?…Tenu ghori kinnay charhaya bhootni k
Written By: admin on November 11, 2008
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May God increase ur happiness like prices of petrol, and decrease sorrows like clothes of Bipasha Basu
Written By: admin on October 23, 2008
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Pyar to Bahana haiAankhe Mile Na Mile Lips ko Milana haiYe Style He sab Aashiqo ka KyokiRaj Kapoor ka naiIMRAAN HASHMI ka Zamana Hai
Written By: admin on October 20, 2008
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5vi PASS me SHARUKh Ne Muze puchA-”India Me aisa kon hi jo 15 Din Me Ekbar Natha hi?”Khuda kasm 5 Crore Thukra diye,Magar tera nam nahi Liya
Written By: admin on October 7, 2008
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Q: AGAR SALMAN KHAN AUR MALLIKA SHERWAT KI SHAADI HO JAYE TO KYA HOGA?….ANS: UNKA LAUNDRY KA BILL BAHUT KAM AYEGA.