Teacher:- tumhare ghar me sub se chota kaun hai? Student:-PAPA…… Teacher:-wo kaise? Student:-wo abhi tak mummy k saath sotey hai;
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Written By: admin on May 10, 2010
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A LOVE LETTER : To, ZoyaStudent of UKG. Dear Zoya, I Luv U.My dream i see u. Everywhr U. U no,i live no.I com red shirt tmrw.U luv i,u com red frock.I wait down mango tree.U no come,i jump train.Sure com.., Ur loverly Suleman,Std of 1st Class. Now Zoya replies, Darling,ur letter mom see,Papa beat [...]
Written By: admin on February 19, 2009
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LKG Boy on phone:Hello My son won’t come to school today,he has fever. Teacher: Oh,who’s speaking? Boy: This is my father
Written By: admin on February 6, 2009
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Bacha: Mom kya aapne mujhe paida hone se pehle dekha tha? Mummy: Nahi to ! Bacha: To fir paida hone k baad aapne mujhe pehchana kaise
Written By: admin on February 3, 2009
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Child – mere papa bahut darpok hain.Friend – how?Child – jab bhi road cross karten hain, meri ungli pakad lete hain
Written By: admin on February 3, 2009
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Sweetest Proposal by KG class BoyBoy:Kya tu mujhse shaudi kalegi?Gal:NaiBoy:Kalle na plzGal:nai mai nai kalungiBoy:kalle na didi plzzz…
Written By: admin on February 3, 2009
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Teacher: Kabir ka koi doha sunao ? Little Marwadi Child: “Kabir salo bewakoof,Doho diyo banaye, Khud to salo khisak gayo,Manne diyo fasaye”.
Written By: admin on January 28, 2009
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Tumhe pata he bachche kaise hote hai?Batao isme sharmane ki kya baat hai? Bewakoof itna bhi nahi pata bachche bahut shaitaan hote he..
Written By: admin on January 8, 2009
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fMan : How old is your father?Boy : As old as me.Man : How can that be?Boy : He became a father only when I was born.
Written By: admin on January 8, 2009
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UKG Son to his Mom Son: I Don’t Want to Go to School Mom: Why.? Son: Want to work Mom: What Work Will You Do With UKG Knowledge.? Son: Take Tution for LKG GIRLS
Written By: admin on January 3, 2009
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Chacha ka hai janamdivasSabhi bacche aayengeChacha ji ke phool gulab se..Hum bache sama sab mehkayenge! Happy Children’s Day
Written By: admin on December 25, 2008
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Fill in d Blanks1.D_G2.C_T3.B_Y4.E_R5.J_G6.F_N7.G_N8 .H_T9.R_N10.H_T Congratulations you pass L.K.G,Happy Children’s
Written By: admin on December 17, 2008
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Santa-I want to learn telugu in 1 year. Banta-why? Santa-I have adopted a telugu child & it wil start speaking in a year.
Written By: admin on December 10, 2008
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Who let you get on the horseYou witch’s child?…Can’t understand?…Tenu ghori kinnay charhaya bhootni k
Written By: admin on December 10, 2008
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Child 2 dentist doctor Kya dard k baigar bhi daant nikalay ja saktay hain ?? Dr:nahi Child:ager main nikal k dikhao Dr:nikalo Child:He He He