Ek aadmi ke lulli pe madhu makkhi ne kaat liya. He goes to Doctor with his wife. Wife dheere se Doctor ko Boli : Kevel dard ki Dava dena,Sujan Rehne dena !
Doctor SMS
Written By: admin on December 10, 2009
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Bengali Patient : Doctor Sahab,Potla Potla totti aata hai,Khane ko man nahin karta hai Doctor : Yeh lo Dawai,mota mota totti aayega,jaise marzi kaat ke khana..
Written By: admin on April 15, 2009
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GIRL to Doctor Mujhe apne Jism se pyar hai,mujhe Nahanay se pehle kya lagana chahiye? Doctor: Bathroom ki Kundi.
Written By: admin on February 25, 2009
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Doctor: Bachey ko paani dene se pehle boil ker lena chahiye. Sardar: Lekin Janab Boil krne se bacha marr tou nahi jaye ga …..By Premchand
Written By: admin on February 12, 2009
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A doctor wants 2 keep his nameinfront of his clinic as.‘Dr.R.K Psychotherapist’Santa was the painter n he wroteDr.R.K’Psycho the rapist’
Written By: admin on January 31, 2009
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Man:Doctor Mujhe normal potti nahi aati,Chawal khaya to chawal nikle,Roti khayi to roti,normal k liye kya karu,Doctor:PoTTI KHA…!
Written By: admin on January 29, 2009
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Patient to Doctor: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai, uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya.Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.
Written By: admin on January 28, 2009
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Sardar: “Doctor,I get heartburn every time i eat a birthday cake. Doctor: “Next time,please take off the candles before you eat..”
Written By: admin on January 10, 2009
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Dr. Ke Band Clinic Ke Age Lambi Line ThiEk Sardar Bar Bar Line Mein GhustaLoag Usko Pakar Kar Piche Phenk DeteSardar : Lage Raho Saalo Mein Bhi Clinic Nahi Kholunga
Written By: admin on January 10, 2009
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Doctor: Bolo kya taklif hai?Mareez: Sotey waqt saans ko leney main taklif hoti haiDoctor: Aaj sey 10 din sotey waqt saas ko naiSaali ko ley ker son
Written By: admin on January 6, 2009
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Doctor: U Look Exactly LIke My Third Wife. Lady: How Many Wives Do You Have? Doc : Two… MoRaL : Express Smart Ideas , SmarTLy .
Written By: admin on January 4, 2009
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Never KISS a lady police,She will say, hands up. Never KISS a lady doctor,She will say, Next please Always KISS a lady teacher,She will say, repeat it 5 time
Written By: admin on January 1, 2009
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Ek Doctor Shikaar Se Wapis Aya,Frnd Ne Pocha Kyun Bhai Koi Shikaar Kia?Doctor: Nahi Yaar, Is Se To Acha Clinic Per Beth Jata.
Written By: admin on January 1, 2009
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Wife:suno ji doctor Ne mujhe aik maheenay k araam k liyebeautiful foreign country janay ko kaha hai.Hum kahan jayen gay?Husband: doosray doctor k paas
Written By: admin on December 28, 2008
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Santa falls in love with a nurse… After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: “I luv u sister.”
Written By: admin on December 10, 2008
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Lady:Doctor mere lips pe infection hogaya hai Doctor:KISS kitni bar karti ho? Lady:Saal main 1 baar Doctor:Infection nahi ZANG lag gaya hai