Agar marvadi girls papita beche to hum ladko ko bhahot fayada hoga…..Kyunki ladkio ko ye aawaz lahani hogi : pappi to le lo….Pappi to le lo.
Double Meaning SMS
Written By: admin on February 25, 2009
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Written By: admin on February 25, 2009
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Girl: Bas karo,kisine dekh liya to? Boy: kuch nahi hoga,bas sidhi raho aur thoda khol k rakho,…Agar paper nahi dikhaya 2 fail ho jaun ga
Written By: admin on February 19, 2009
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Tamil girls are very advanced,U know Why? Think .. Think .. Bcoz.. When all the other girls say“Namaste, Hi ! Hello” They say“WANNA COME”
Written By: admin on February 11, 2009
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Lips jab lips se milte hai to kya hota hai? Hamesha galat mat socha karo Muh band ho jata hai aur kya?
Written By: admin on February 6, 2009
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Hum Kya Jane Gum Kya Hota HaiHum Kya Jane Gum Kise Kehte HaiHum Kya Jane Gum Kya Cheez Hoti Hai Hum To Hamesha FEVICOL Use Karte Ha
Written By: admin on February 3, 2009
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Sardarji aapko bus me logo ne kyu mara?Sardar: Are yaar mere photo bus me niche gir gaya aur mene kaha madam jara sari upper kijiye photo lena hai
Written By: admin on February 3, 2009
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Teacher : What is your caste ?Student : Pehle hum Singh they,Fir Rajput hue,Fir Sharma ho gaye,Abhi hai Darzi….Aage Mummy ki marzi
Written By: admin on February 3, 2009
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Aisi kaun si line jise bolne k baad dhobi maar nahi khaega ? Bhabhi sare kapde nikal dena abhi aa raha hu
Written By: admin on January 31, 2009
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Tumhary saath kia masla hy?har wakt pregnent rehti hojab bhi tumhain sms kiatumhari delivery report aa jati hy
Written By: admin on January 31, 2009
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Ek larki darzi ki dukan pe jati hai aur pochti hai,Gi yahan galay miltay hain?Darzi:waisay galay miltay tou nahi hain laykin ap kahti hain tou mil laytay hain.
Written By: admin on January 31, 2009
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Girls hostel ki light chali jatti hai ek larki complain office phone karti hai ‘Light chali gai hai, Aadmi bnaijo’Officer: ‘Aadmi nahi hai mombati se kaam chalao’
Written By: admin on January 31, 2009
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Teacher sabse garam chez kia hestudent: jalta howa bulbteacher: shabash woh kesestudent: meri mammi aik martaba mere papa se kehrahi thi k pehle bulb band karo phir mon men longi
Written By: admin on January 29, 2009
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Mom: Tujhe ladka pasand aaya ho to baat agey chalayen. Girl: Ladka to theek hai but mota hai.Mom: TV chahe 14″ ka ho ya 21″ ka remote 6″ ka hi hota hai.
Written By: admin on January 29, 2009
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Always start your day with a lot of S E XS-mileE-nergyX-citementso make SEX a daily habit, & u’ll always be SMILING!
Written By: admin on January 29, 2009
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Can we do romance in the evening today? I’m in a good moodJust a little bit of kissing and biting reply me soon! urs lovingly, “MOSQUITO”
Written By: admin on January 28, 2009
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Koi Din me karta hai,Koi Raat me karta hai,kisi ka 2 Ghante me hota hai,Kisi ka raat bhar bhi nahi hota,Tum Kab Karte Ho?… ..MOBILE CHARGING
Written By: admin on January 28, 2009
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Koi Jhuka k marta he Koi Khade khade marta he Koi deere deere marta he Koi jldi jldi marta he Tab jakar scooter start hota he
Written By: admin on January 12, 2009
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Boy: Ladkiya pepsi ki tarah hoti he,Jitna pio utna zada maza ata he. Girl: Ladke juice ki tarah hote he,jab maza ane lagta he to khatm ho jate ha.