Boy 2 a Girl – Aap meri pehli biwi ki tarah lag rahi hai Girl – Aap ki kitni biwiya he ? Boy – ek bhi Nahi

Flirting is the only job in d world,that a man cannot include in his resume,despite having years of experience and,number of references..

QUESTION:What’s pink and hard when it goes in… and soft and wet when it comes out?ANSWER:Bubblegum

Why do girls look beautiful?is it real or due to make up? all falseGirls look beautiful because

if sumone calls u crazy,dont mind,if sumone calls u duffer,relax,if sumone calls u stupid be cool,but if sumone calls u “cute”….lagana thappar os pagal ke monh pe,mazak ki b koi hud hoti hai

A smile to put you on high…A kiss to set your soul alright…Would it be alright ifI spent tonight being loved by you?

twinkle Twinkle little star,teri girl friend gaye bazar, us ko mil gaya MAJNO ka pyar,ab tu beth ker makhiyan maaar

I heard that good looks can kill…….So, please don’t look at me….I don’t wanna see you die.!!!

Boy: BUS aur LARKIaik jaisi hoti hain,1 jaati hai to doosri aa jati hai. Girl: RAKSHAY aur LARKAYek jaisay hotay hain,1 ko bulao 4 chale aate hain….

Do u know whats A B C D E F G?A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again.

Hey Dear Kaha hoYar Pata Hai Kab Se Wait kar RAha HooJaldi Aoo Na Ache Se Tayar Ho Kar AanaDekho Hamesha Ki Tarah 1st Prize Tumhein MilnaChahiye Aaj mera Yar PhirMonkeys Fashion Show Jeete Ga ..

I want u …To be with me In a nice RestaurentTo have candle light dinner…. &to say those sweet three words to U….“Pay The Bill”

Love is an illusion!Its a highly dependency disorderof weak hearted people……People with strong heartsbelieve in FLIRTING

A – U r AttractiveB – U r the BestC – U r CuteD – U r Dear 2 MeE – U r ExcellentF – U r FunnyG – U r Good-LookingH – heheheI – I’mJ – JOKING [:)] [:)] [:)] [:)] [:)] [:)] [:)] [:)] [:)] [:)]

Aapake miss call bhi kya baat hain,Aapke sms bhi din raat hain,Kabhi kabhi phone bhi kiya karo,Suna hain aapake awaaz me bhi khas baat hain.