Ur 94 % silent 95 % handsome 96% atrractive 97 % cute 98 % sweet 99 % smart & this is 100% joke….. )

Hitlar chala gaya,Saddam maara gaya, Laden ka pata nahi,Virappan raha nahi, Tum bhi aajkal dikhte nahi,Ky sachmuch DARTHI se PAAP mit raha hai ?!!!

Ek Dost dusre se : Yaar aaj meri Girl Friend ka Birthday hai,Use Kya Du..?2nd Dost : Dikne me kaise hai ?1st Dost : Achi Hai …2nd Dost : Toh phir mera number dede..

U R My Best FriendBharosa Nahi? Chalo Fir KUTUBMINAR Par Chadnge Mai 123 Bolunga Tum Kud Jana Bad Me Jab ap 123 Bologe To Mai Kud jaunga.

God apun se puchha,kidhar jana mangta? Swarg Ya Narak ?Apun bola Narak ! Apun janta,tum saala dost log udharich milega.Aur jidhar tum log,woich apun ka swarg

Arz kiya hai “Na jarurat hai sitaron ki,Na faltu yaroon ki.Bus ek dost Chahiye,Tumhare jaisa,jo waat laga de hazaron ki.

Dil ne kaha doston ko sms karna hai,Phir khayal aya ki dil to pagal hai,Phir socha agar dil to pagal hai to kya hua,Mere doast kaun se normal hain.

U R My BESTSMARTCUTELOVEBLSWEETST N Intelligent Friend.. Note: Is Msg k sabhi shabd kalpnik hai, Inka wastawikt jiwn s koi sambndh nai he.

Today a phone without wire is fashion.One day will come when human with out brain will be a fashion.On that day,My Friend U’LL Rock the Nation! Lollz

>i send this fish as a sign of friendship , plz take care of it , keep it in ur MOBILE.Daily put ur MOBILE in the water. so that the fish won’t die !

Promise me we r true FRIENDS,U r the roof i am the garden.U r the floor i am tiles.U r the sun i am rays.I am the tree you r the MONKEY!

Sacche doston ki teen nishaaniyan: 1) kameene kabhi phone nahi karenge. 2) Zaleel hass k SMS padhenge 3)Jithi bezzati ho jaye,basharam,msg pura padh k rahenge.

Wo bhi kya din the, jab log apko Deewano ki tarh kiss pe kiss kiya krte the, Par he na apki futi kismat,ki us waqt aap 2 saal k hua krte the

Happy Pagal DayYe Msg Usko Bhejo Jo Apki Nzr Me Dunya ka SbSe Bda Pagal hoMene To bhej diaAb muje snd kr k Maha paglon wali hrkat mt krna

kya meri nak tedi haiankhen mendki jesi haisurat se besharm lagta hoonphir log kyon kah rahe hainki meri shakal tumse milti hai……..?

I was worried because in a Dream last nighti saw All the Devils of the world have died,Can you send me only 1 sms to make me sure that you are Still Alive?

Sar Jhukta he SHARM me, Sar Jhukta hai LIKHNE me aur sar Jhukta he kisi ‘GENIUS’ ke Msg padhne me.Padho-Padho sar jukha ke Padho…….

Oye mere dost,andhere ke ghost,Double ande ki Toast,Bujhe huye lamp post,flop show ki host,I MISS U MOST