Devdas ke babuji ne kaha ghar chod do, Maa ne kaha paro ko chod do, Paro ne kaha pina chod do, Aapko kisne kaha SMS karna chod do!

Phul khilkar udas he..Samandar ko aaj pani ki pyaas he..Ek bar muskura do dost……Ram Gopal Varma ko naye BHOOT ki talash he..!!

Aap ki X-Ray report aa gayi hai ~~~ Ghabrane ki baat nahi hai bas aap k Andar 1 kira hai jo ap ko Msg nahi krne deta

Chicken ready ? Yes BossFish ready ? Yes Boss.Omlet ready ? Yes Boss.Mutton ready ? Nahi bossBAKRA Abhi Sms Padh Rara Hai.

Chaand ko garoor hai kiUske pass noor hai to kya huaMujhe bhi garoor haiKi mera dost langoor hai.

Musibat ka syrup ho tum,Tension ka capsule ho tum,Aafat ki syringe ho tum,Par kya karen jhelna padta hai,Kyun ki dosti ka oxygen ho tum!

Tumko dekh kar aisa lagta hai ki aadmi pehele bandar tha,Dekho gussa mat hona warna lagega ki aadmi aaj bhi bandar hai

My eyes detectedMy heart reactedThousand were rejected &Only you were selected.Because I needed a monkey for an advertisement.

3 Monkeys ran from zoo.1st found watching TV.2nd found playing footballAnd 3rd…——No yaar, it’s not u…Hamesa aisa hi kyu sochte ho? Wo mil nahi raha hai.

Chaand ko todh dungaSuraj ko modh dungaTere damaan mein khushya chodh dungaTu agar ek baar haas de toh,Mein tere saare DAAT todh dunga

Friends are like donkeys.They carry the load of all our difficulties,In life forever and guess what?You are one of my cutest donkey.

Kal raat God sapne mein aaya,Main ne batayien ki aap mere dost hein.God hase aur bole,Ye tumare phechele jaanm ke,Bure karmo ka asar hain

Yeh maat sochna ki hum bhool jayenge tumhe,Door rehkar bhi chahenge tumhe,Aagar dost bankar raas na aaye,Toh BHOOT bankar daraenge tumhe.

Apple ka juiceMango ka juiceOrange ka juiceBadam ka juiceLekin joh sms nahin karta,Woh hain mahakanjuice!!!

Last night some Monkeys came running to my room.They wanted to trouble good people…I suggested Ur name.They said Oh!!!No we can’t disturb our Boss…