Q: What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?A: You are too young to be smoking..!

Question: What did the gangster’s son tell his dad when he failed his examination? Ans: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything.

Question:Aasmaan ko alvida kaise kahoge? socho.. Answer: Tata-Sky

Q: Whats the difference between a computer and a woman?A: A computer doesn’t laugh at a 3½ inch floppy.

Q: Machchar or haati may kya farak hai?.. Ans: Machchar haati ko kaat sakta hai par haati machchar ko nahi kaat sakta.

Q : What do stylish frogs wear? A : Jumpsuits!

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work

AGAR MOHINDER SINGH DHONI KE NAAM SE JHARKHAND ME KISI SADAK KA NAAM RAKHA AYE TO VO NAAM KYA HOGA?….ANS, MAHI-WAY.

Q: AGAR SALMAN KHAN AUR MALLIKA SHERWAT KI SHAADI HO JAYE TO KYA HOGA?….ANS: UNKA LAUNDRY KA BILL BAHUT KAM AYEGA.

In KBCAmithab: in which state kaveri flows?Sardar- liquid state..Audience clapped… Amithab stunned and looks back, All were sardars..

Tchr-gandhiji ke parishram se agust15 ko bharat ko kya mila?std-gandhiji ke kateen parishram ke dwara hame agust 15 ko CHUTTI mila teacher

Interviewer:what is skeleton?Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it.

Full form of MATHS????Ans : Mentally Affected Teacher Harassing Students…

5) An elephant falls in luv wid n ent.but Ant’s parents r against their marrige…guess y??they gave a solid reason…**Ladke k dant bahar hai**

6)ones sardarji saw a very soni kudi in the market & thought..Ans : kash k ye meri maa hondi to main v inna sona honda..

wht did the kangaroo say when she found her baby missing?Ans: Aaila!!!!! kisne mera pocket maar liya

2) who was the 1st Indian woman fly abroad?……….sita with ravan