Tchr:giv me example of Activ n Pasiv voice, Stdt:Activ-Tere mast mast do nain mere dil ka le gai chain, Pasiv-Mere dil ka legai chai tere mast mast do nain;
Funny SMS
Written By: admin on October 5, 2010
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kabhi kisi ladki se book nahi magni chahiye, varna maar pad sakti hai COZ IT MEANS– B-BABBY O-ONLY O-ONE K-KISS. – By syed afroz
Written By: Arman on October 2, 2010
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Teri ishq me wo anjaam paya hai, haath pair tote mov se khoon nikal aya hai hospital tub pahonche ,to nurso ne kahaaa. bahaaro PHOOL barsaao mere mehboob aya hai;
Written By: admin on October 1, 2010
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“OFFER” Call rates Ab Dimag k size k Hisab se Hogi. Jitna chota Dimag Utni Kam Call Rates Congrates, You Are Chosen “FREE CALLS”
Written By: admin on October 1, 2010
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Whats Comman Between Barack Obama & Bus Conductor ? . . . . . They have Same Motto ” We NEED CHANGE”
Written By: admin on October 1, 2010
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1 Sardar Police Station K Bahar Se Guzra, Aur Poster Pe Parha ” Wanted For RAPE & MURDER ” Sardar Ne Andar Ja Ker Kaha: ” I Want To Apply For This Job”
Written By: admin on October 1, 2010
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Aaj Aapko 1 secret Baat batana he, Yahan ke Log Mere SMS ko BHAGWAN Mante He, Kaise ? Kunki jab b mera sms aata he Log Kehte He “HEY BHAGWAN”
Written By: admin on May 20, 2010
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45 saal ka Aadmi ladki Dekhne Gaya. Ladki ki Maa Behosh Ho Gayi. Hosh Aaya toh Kaaran Poocha Gaya toh Boli: 25 Saal Pehle yeh Mujhe Bhi Dekhne Aaya Tha
Written By: admin on May 20, 2010
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Sardar Paani me Apna L*** Daalkar Betha tha,Biwi – ye kya kar rahe Ho ? Sardar – Bhench**d 3 Din se L**d khada nahi ho raha,Dekh raha Hu kahi Punchar to Nahi Hai..!!
Written By: admin on May 20, 2010
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Aansu apke nikle to ankhe meri ho, dil apka dhadke to dhadkan meri ho, khuda kre dosti apni itni gheri ho k sadak pr aap pite or galti meri ho
Written By: admin on May 20, 2010
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Aaj RAVAN KA BIRTHDAY h…. Unki Yaad me ye SMS kam se kam 1 RAAKSHAS ya 1 BHOOTNI ko zaroor SEND karein. Maine apna Farz pura kr dia.
Written By: admin on May 18, 2010
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Sardar ko SMS aaya ‘padna wala bewakoof , bhejne wala hosiyar’, Sardar ko bahut gussa aya usne reply kiya ‘Padne wala hosiyar,bhejne wala bewkoof.. ”
Written By: admin on May 18, 2010
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Hitlar chala gaya,Saddam maara gaya, Laden ka pata nahi,Virappan raha nahi, Tum bhi aajkal dikhte nahi,Ky sachmuch DARTHI se PAAP mit raha hai ?!!!
Written By: admin on May 18, 2010
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Yeh HAI DISCOVERY CHANNEL ! Aaj hum 1 ajib PRANI k Bare me padhene jare hai !Is jiv ka naam he ! GIRLFRIEND Ye aksar BOYFRIEND ke saat payi jati hai,Inka poustik Aahar BOYFRIEND ka BHEJA Hai, Inhe aksar Naaraz hone ka NAATAK karte hue dekha jata hai,Is PRANI ka sabse Khatarnak Hathiyar RONA or [...]
Written By: admin on May 10, 2010
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Sindi : Murga kitne ka ?Murge Wala – Rs. 120,100,20 Sindi: 20 ka,itna sasta kyo ?Murga Wala – Saab isko AIDS hai. Sindi – Dedo,sirf khana hai,Gand todi marni hai ….
Written By: admin on May 10, 2010
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Teacher – Tumare Ghat Me sabse Chota kaun hai ?Student – Papa .. Teacher – Wo kyu. ?Student: – Wo Abhi Tak mummy ke saath sote hai
Written By: admin on March 1, 2010
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M.D : I give you driver job,Starting salary 2000 Sardarji : Oh wow, You are great sir, Starting salary ok and what is driving salary ?
Written By: admin on March 1, 2010
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Son : I want a baby brotherMom: Your dad is overseas,When he comes back we will talk over it. Son: Why don’t u give him a surprise ?