LADEN asked Kareena,hows ur life? She replied,kabhi khushi kabhi ghum Then Kareena asked LADEN what about U? He replied,kabhi BUSH kabhi BOMB
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Mil gaya! Mil gaya! DHINCHaK! DHINCHaK! Mil gaya re apna sara kam chodkr mera msg padne wala 1 aur mil gaya……..!!!!!
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EK minute k liye duniya me bure kaam ruk gahey he. Q Batao Q ? KyoKI Shaitan is waqt sms pad raha hai
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Boss:Itne Kam Kapde Q pehne he?Aadha Jism Dikh Rha He Girl:Itni Salary Mein Yhi Aata He Boss:Manager,isko 3 months tak Salary mat Dena
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Ek operation k bad patient bola: ‘Doctor saab kya ab me Thik hu ?’ Jawab mila: ‘Beta doctor to niche reh gaye’,’mein to Chitragupt hu’
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Aasman me dekh,Ishwar ka Khoobsurat sama, Dharti pe dekh,Ishwar ka Khoobsurat karishma, Ab aaine me dekh,Ishwar ka sabse bada namuna !
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3 tips to break a mirror 1.Pathar mar ker tod do 2.Utha ke neechay phainko 3.Sheesha ke saamne khade ho jao
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Your account has been recharged successfully by Rs190.Your account balance is Rs 251.93 Wa!Chehra to dekho,jaisebander ko kela mila ho.
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PAANI se COCACOLA banane ka Formula 1 bottle pani Lo use freez me rakho 1ghante baad nikalo thanda Pani milega Aur THANDA MATLAB COCACOLA
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JAAN mAango to JAAN denge DIL maango to DIL denge DHADKAN maango to DHADKAN denge Kyunki teeno film ki C.D. mere pass he
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Jab Apka Janam HuaBadal FataAdbhut Roshani HuiGod Khud Sab Ke Samne Prakat Hue Or Bole-SORRY Galti Ho Gai Please ADJUST KarLena
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Saas: aane do mere bete ko,use beth kar samjhaungi tere kartut Bahu: koi faida nhi Saas: kyu Bahu: aap BAITH k samjhaogi, me SO k samjhaungi.
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70 saal k unmarried budhe ne pepar me add diya “RISHTA-CHAHIYE” 1 month bad jawab aya “Is umar me RISHTEY Nahi FARISHTEY aate he”
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Aaj ka sawal pyar ho jata hai ya karna padta hai? very simple Ladki khubsurat ho to ho jata he aur agar amiir ho to karna padta he
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Biwi : Agar Me Mt.Everst Par Chadu To Tum Mujhe Kya Doge Pati : Isme puchne wali kya baat he DHAKKA Dunga Aur Kyaa !
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Koi 5-10 acche sMs hai kya? agar hai to..! pls pls pls Delete kar do na! jab bhejna nahi hai to rakhne ka kya fayda..!
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Taraste hue uske hatho ne teri kalai ko chua hai Jaise uski har saans puch rahi ho……….Bhaiyya Time kya hua hai
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Teacher : Apko Shahrukh Khan Ki Movie RAB NE BANA DI JODI Se Kya Lesson Mila?? Student : Umeed Mat Haro Shadi K Baad B Ladki Pat Sakti He