Mere bheje me Ek shor ho raha haiBina SMS ek ye dil bor ho raha hai Kahi aisa to nahi,1 pyara sa Dost…Kutte ki neend so raha hai… Good Night
Funny SMS
Written By: admin on March 1, 2010
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Hum apko dekhne ki chahat rakhte haiHar baat dil me chupaye rakhte hai, Na jane kab aap T.V par aa jayeIsiliye din raat cartoon network lagaye rakhte hai
Written By: admin on December 30, 2009
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Ek din 1 lady tota Kharidne gaye Lady: Iski kya Khasiyat hai ?Dukanda : Ye bolta hai Lady ne tote se pucha : main kaise lagti hu ?Tota : Bhen ki lodi,Randi lagti hai ! Lady : Ye to bahot badtamiz tota hai.Dukandar usey andar le gaya aur zor se pani me duba k pucha,bol [...]
Written By: admin on December 30, 2009
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Man: Mistriji,bed majboot banana,mere bete ko bahu ke saath sona hai. Mistri : Aisa majboot banaunga ki saara mohalla soye to bhi nahin tootega.
Written By: admin on December 30, 2009
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Special Information: Mobile kabhi pichhe jeb me mat rakhna,battery fategi to Gand fut jayegi. Log Hath se Gand dhote hai,aap Gand se Hath dho baitoge.
Written By: admin on December 30, 2009
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A man in Hell asked Devil : Can I make a call to my wife ?After making call he asked how much to pay. Devil: Nothing,Hell to Hell is free.
Written By: admin on December 30, 2009
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Mast hawa hai,mausam bhi suhana hai,Mast hawa hai,mausam bhi suhana hai, Bandar English me Hindi Pad raha hai,Kya education ka zamana hai.
Written By: admin on December 20, 2009
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Marwadi Lady: Doctor pet ghano dukhe ji..Kai karu Doctor : ‘eno ‘ liyo ? Lady : Eno bhi liyo,uno bhi liyo,baju wala no bhi liyo to b koi farak koni padiyo…
Written By: admin on December 20, 2009
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Ab toh zindagi ka maqsad hai tujhe apnana……Ab toh zindagi ka maqsad hai tujhe apnana…..A for AppleB for Banana Wah Wah..!
Written By: admin on December 20, 2009
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Dad ne Robot laya jo jhut sunke thapad marta tha Dad : Why are you lateSon : Xtra class, robot slaped the son Son: MovieDad: konsi ? Son: Bal Ganesh,Robot ne fir maraSon: Kaatil Jawani Dad: I’ve never seen such films,Robot slapped the DadMom: jhut hee bolega, akhir aapka hi beta hai..,Robot slapped mom..!
Written By: admin on December 11, 2009
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Nepali – Ye sham singh ka mobile kaha milega Santa – Pata nahi Nepali – Itni badi company he aur apko pata nahi santa ko baad me pata laga wo SAMSUNG ke Raha tha
Written By: admin on December 11, 2009
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Kanjoosi ka jab national award diya jayega,Tab aapka naam pehla aayega, Koi SMS galti se bhi mat kardena varna award kisi aur ko chalajayega…
Written By: admin on December 11, 2009
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Ek aisi jagah batao jahan amir se amir insaan bhi katori le kar khada rehta hai ? Socho ? ?? Paani Puri wale ke paas..
Written By: admin on December 11, 2009
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Saas ne bahu se kaha – “Bahu aaj se mujhe Mummy Aur inko Papa kehna..” Sham ko jab uska husband wapas aya to bahu boli – “Mummy Mummy,Bhaiya aa gaye,”
Written By: admin on December 11, 2009
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Girl : Na Chhod ladki ko paap hoga,Kal tu bhi kisi bacchi ka baap hoga Boy : Khuda kare teri baat sachchi ho,Jo mujhe baap kahe woh teri bachchi ho
Written By: admin on December 11, 2009
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Bachcha ShopKeeper se Bola – Uncle Sooji Hai ? Shopkeeper Bola – Haan Beta,Sooji Hai ! Bachcha – To Bhosdi ke,Phir Tumne Gaand Marwaayi kyun thi
Written By: admin on December 10, 2009
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Judge – Kya tum jail Gaye Ho… ? Chor – Ji Nahi, Hujur ! Judge – Ti Isme Rone ki kya Baat Hai bhi Bhej Dete Hai
Written By: admin on December 10, 2009
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Santa – Google Pe Ja ke Raaz Jokes search karna Banta – Google Par ja K Kon Si Jaga search karu ? Aur Google pe Kon se number ki bus jati hai ? — By Imran