Santa plane mein pilot se headphone chin raha tha…Pilot: Ye kyaa kar rahe ho ?Santa: Ticket ke pase hum deAur gane tu akela sunnega…
Funny SMS
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Sher arz hai,Zindagi ne diye bahut se sitam wah wah.. Zindagi ne diye bahut se sitam wah wah.. Khuda ki kasam…. Shayari khatam.
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Dil ne kaha doston ko sms karna hai,Phir khayal aya ki dil to pagal hai,Phir socha agar dil to pagal hai to kya hua,Mere doast kaun se normal hain.
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Dil diya tha mohabbat ki nishani samajhkar,Wo kha gayi usko biryani samjhkar,Khoon-e-jigar bhi nahi choda jalim ne,Wo bhi pee gayi nimbupani samjhkar.
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A haryana jaat passing through a jungle,A beautiful chudail stops him and says,Hoo Hoo ha main chudail hun,jaat- Re bawli phir dhekhe ke hai,Chipat ja.
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Aapko MISS karna roz ki baat hai, YAAD karna aadat ki baat hai,Door rehna kismat ki BAAT hai, Lekin….. AAPKO “JHELNA” MAA KASAM,himmat ki baat hai….
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Ladki ne aadhi raat ko apne,Boyfriend ko phone kiya, “aa jao ghar mein koi nhi hain” Wo chala gaya!Sachmuch ghar mein koi nahi tha!! Taala laga hua tha..
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Bahu: Maji ye abhi tak nahi aye,Kahi Dusri Ladki?Saas:Arey kalmuhi tu hamesha ulta hi sochti hai?Ho sakta hai, kisi truck ke neeche aa gaya ho…
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Hi, if u r free can u call & talk 2me now?A big misunderstanding here.My mother wants 2 talk 2 u.she is shocked.She is not believing me,when i said,…Monkey’s can speak..
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Zindagi kitni pyari hogi…?..jab.Aap honge,..Hum honge,..aurHamare..Chote chote..pyare pyare..Khubsurat se..sharati se…“SMS HONGE”…
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Khud ko kar kanjoos itna ki..Har SMS bhejne se phele. SERVICE CENTER wale khud Call karke puche,Beta Sach mein bhejna hai, ya galti se sent ho gaya tha..
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Bekaar hai vo log jo,ladkiyon ko miss karte hain,Miss karna hain to“machcharo” ko karo,jo apni jaan pe khel kar bhi,apko kiss karte hai.
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1 day my friend asked me :-“love kab hota hai”?AndI replied – ” Jab time kharab ho,Aap pe shani bhari ho, orBhagvan maze lene ke mood me ho.Tab Love hota hai.”
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Ravan ko court laya gaya,Aur kaha k gita pe haath rakho….Ravan chilaya sala sita pe hath rakha to,Itna bawal Ho gaya, Ab gita pe nahi rakhunga…
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14th Feb, its “VALENTINE DAY”. Enjoy a lot with ur love, Do whatever you like, But don’t cross the limit. ‘Coz just after 9 months, Its “Children’s Day” 14th Nov.
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Mom: Tujhe ladka pasand aaya ho to baat agey chalayen. Girl: Ladka to theek hai but mota hai.Mom: TV chahe 14″ ka ho ya 21″ ka remote 6″ ka hi hota hai.
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Dosti karo college wali se,pyar karo office wali se,batein karo pados wali se,ankh ladao sali se,love karo dilvali se,AUR MAR KHAO GHARVALI SE.
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Jab tum is duniya se jaoge, Door kahin ek naya janam paoge, Is bar galtee se jo hua so hua, Mujhe yakeen hai agli bar lambi poonch aur 4 taang ke saath aaoge….!