Bengali Patient : Doctor Sahab,Potla Potla totti aata hai,Khane ko man nahin karta hai Doctor : Yeh lo Dawai,mota mota totti aayega,jaise marzi kaat ke khana..

Suna Hai Aapki Muskurahat Pe Har koi Marta Hai…Zara Time Nikaal Kar Aana To..Ek Chooha Maarna Hai.. :-

Boy 2 a Girl – Aap meri pehli biwi ki tarah lag rahi hai Girl – Aap ki kitni biwiya he ? Boy – ek bhi Nahi

Father – If u Pass In the Exams ,I’LL gift you 1 Cycle.Son – If i Fail ? Father – I’ll gift 100 Cycles Son – Why ? Father – Phir mera puttar dukan khole ga cykilon Di

Ticket Chaker – Amma Kiraya Pura DoAmma – Mai student hu Ticket Chaker – Konse school me ?Amma – Wo Q Batau Ticket Chaker – Muje apni DAADI ka admission Karana Hai..

Raaz – Mom mubarik ho meri 7 janmo ke liay job lag gai hai, Mom – Acha beta wo konsi ? Raaz – Mujhe Star Plus ke serial me kaam mil Gaya hai….

Wife Saw sign board Nylon saree Rs.8/-Cotton saree Rs.5/-Banarsi saree Rs.10/- Biwi – Give me Rs. 1000/- I’ll buy 100 SareesPati – Pagali Ye Dhbi ki dukaan Hai

Raaz – Abe Santa Tu Yaha Baitha hai,Tere Dost Ki Death Ho Gai Hai,Tu Gaya Kyu Nai ?Santa – Usne Mujhe Bulaya Hi Nahi

Santa Station Me khada ThaTrain Ke Aate Hi Wo Khada Khada Jhuk Q Gaya, Qunki.. Train se Aawaz Aa Rahi Thi Jhuk,Jhuk,Jhuk,Jhuk !!!

Teacher – Ande Ka Faida Batao ? Student – sir Bahut Faida Hai ! Agar Ye Imtahan Me Mil Jaye to,Next Year Ki Books Ki Payment Bach Jati Hai….

Boy – Agar Mai Kahu Muje Tumse Mohabat he,Meri Yahi Chahat he to Kya Kahogi Girl – Yahi baat Agar tum Balance Bhej K Kehty To Acha Hota

Sita G ka dobara Haran ho gaya hai 300 Bandro ki jrurat hai kirpya Msg milte hi phoran nikal pado

Breaking News: BATA has innovated and started BOOKINGS of new shoes which have GPS system so that they doesn’t miss the target when thrown at politicians …………….By KOMAL BHIRUD

SMOKE daily ..! hello wait….. SMOKE means S-SendM-meO-oneK-Kutty SMSE-Every day. So please SMOKE for daily…

When i call u 1-Ringing means i m thinking of u2-Ringing means i like u3-Ringing means i need u4-Ringing means behray phone UTHA

GIRL to Doctor Mujhe apne Jism se pyar hai,mujhe Nahanay se pehle kya lagana chahiye? Doctor: Bathroom ki Kundi.

Girl:Panditji mere 2 affair heunme se kiske saath shadi hogi?Wo khshnasib kaun hoga?Pandit:Pehle se shadi hogi aur dusra khushnasib hoga

Boy: Chalte Chalte Yu hi Ruk Jata huMaine Bathe Bathe Yu Gir Jata Hu Kya Ye hi Pyar hai ? Girl: Nahi Bhaiya Kamjoori hai Chavanprash khaya karo