Banta:Ye Chitthi Tum Kise Likh Rahe Ho?Santa:Khud KoBanta:Isme Kya Likha Hai?Santa:Maloom NhiBanta: Kyun?Santa:Abhi Mujhe Mili Aha Hai
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Written By: admin on December 30, 2008
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Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha.Santa got angry and replied: Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala mahan.
Written By: admin on December 30, 2008
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Santa: Bhaisahab time kya hua?Man: Sham ke 6 baje hain!Santa: Sala, subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time bata rahe hain.
Written By: admin on December 30, 2008
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Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.
Written By: admin on December 30, 2008
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Santa ne apne nawen jamme bachche nu pakdeya per usne Santa te sussu karta. Santa to nurse: Bibi eh piece leak karda hai badal k le aa..!
Written By: admin on December 28, 2008
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A sweet girl goes to Banta’s shop and said: Mujhe underwear dikhao. Banta sharmate hue: Aaj pehan kar nahin aaya.
Written By: admin on December 28, 2008
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Why did santa keep the door open while bathing?Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.
Written By: admin on December 28, 2008
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Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why? Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..
Written By: admin on December 27, 2008
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Santa Gaon Gaya Bus se Utarte hi Mitti Hath me Uthakr Bola:Gaon ki Mitti ki Khusbu hi Alag hai Banta:Sale Thik se sungh Mitti nahi Tatti Hai
Written By: admin on December 26, 2008
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Santa : Oye Yaar! Agar Electricity Nahi Hoti To Kya Hota? Banta : Kuch Nahi Yaar, Hume Candle Light Me T.V Dekhna Padta
Written By: admin on December 24, 2008
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Sacche doston ki teen nishaaniyan: 1) kameene kabhi phone nahi karenge. 2) Zaleel hass k SMS padhenge 3)Jithi bezzati ho jaye,basharam,msg pura padh k rahenge.
Written By: admin on December 24, 2008
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Jab yaad teri atte hai, hum toilet me beth k ro lete hain,jab dabba ansuoon se bhar jaye to Hum us se apne gand dho lete ai…
Written By: admin on December 17, 2008
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Purana Loha becho.Teen dabba becho.Tute fute saman becho.Plastic ke dibbe becho.Raddi akhbar becho.Un paiso seBalance dalva k sms to B
Written By: admin on December 17, 2008
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Santa-I want to learn telugu in 1 year. Banta-why? Santa-I have adopted a telugu child & it wil start speaking in a year.
Written By: admin on December 17, 2008
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Dil me hameshha ek shor ho raha hai Bina msgs dil bore ho raha hai Kahin aisa to nahi. ki mera dost KUTTE ki neend so raha he..?
Written By: admin on December 17, 2008
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Bhikhari= 50paise dedo, mene 3 din se kuch nai khaya hai.. Kanjus= Me 10 rupye dunga pehle ye bata 50ps me khana kaha milta hai..???..
Written By: admin on December 17, 2008
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Conductor:MaamBachon Ki Umar Kitni Hai? Maam:2 Saal, 2.5 Saal or 3 Saal. Conductor:maam Umar Chahe Kam Batao Par GAP To Thek se dalo.. ………..By sukumar
Written By: admin on December 16, 2008
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Year: Sms charges1996: Rs.41997: Rs.32000: Rs.12003: Rs.12005: 50 paise2007: AlmostFree2008?Ap sms kab kroge?Jb Sms pe Loan Milegi? ………..By Sonali Ayar