Teacher : Santa ye batao tense kitne tarah ke hote hai?Santa : Teen maidam.Teacher : Teeno ke ek-ek example batao.Santa : Madam, meine kal aapki beti ko dekha tha. Aaj mein ussey pyar karta hu aur kal mein ussey bhaga kar le jaunga.
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Ek chor Sardar jee k mobile ko lekar bhar raha tha.Sardar hasne lagaBanta : Wo tumhare mobile ko lekar bhag raha hai aur tum hans rahe ho. Sardar : Bhagne do, charger to mere paas hai!
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A sardar had a baby after 3 months of marriage. He suspectedand asked to his wife, “Ye 3 month me hi baccha kaise hua?” Wife Replied : Tumhari shaadi ko kitne din hue?Sardar : Three months Wife : Aur meri shaadi ko?Sardar : 3 months. Wife : Aur bacha kitne month ke baad?Sardar : 3 [...]
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Air hostess: Aap 1 hours me 4 baar toilet gaye! R U OK? Kya aap ko chein nahi hai?Santa: ‘Chain’ hai par khulti nahi hai!!!
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Santa : Yaar aaj mein bus ke peeche peecha daudkar three rupees bacha liye.Banta : Kya yaar, tum to bahut murkh ho, agar taxi ke peeche bhagte to 100 rupees bachta!
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SLAM BOOK filled by Santa.1.Strength: My wife, Jeeto.2.Weakness: Banta’s wife, Preeto.3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour.4.Threat: When I am on tour!!!
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English Teacher: “One cute and young girl is walking on the road.” Change this into an punjabi exclamatory sentence.Sardar student:- “Oye,pataka !”
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Sardar’s Son – Papa jaldi-2 mera viya kra deo nahi ta main DAADI nal viya kra lavanga.Sardar:oye tu meri MAA nal viya krayenga.!Son:-kyo tusi meri MAA nal ni krayea..
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what happend 2 ur mobile?i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg:welcome 2 Da jungle network,Da monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.
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andheri kabar,sunsan kabristan,soni haveli,kala aasman,bejli karki aaya tofan,rat ho gayee so ja shaitan
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Premika premi se: main maa Bannay wali hoon.Premi: kya baat kar rahi ho yum hosh me to ho.Premika: haanPremi: Magar ham nay tou kabhi kiss tuk nahin kariPremika: haan mai tumhare daddy se shadi kar ktumhari maan banane wali hoon..
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2 sardaron ko 2 bomb miley,1st Sardar:chal police ko de k atey hain.2 sardar:agar koi bomb raste me phat gia to?1st sardar:jhoot bol dain gay k 1 hi mila tha :p
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Ek sardar ki chatri me holetha,kisine pucha,umbrella me holekyu?Sardar bola,Oye barish rukjayegi to pata kaise chalega.
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Hitler says,“There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary”Sardar says:Ab bolne se kiya fayidah?“Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na”:D