Message of the year:Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!Why? Very simple…A woman does not have a wife..!
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Written By: admin on February 23, 2009
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Biwi(Ghusse Main): Tumhare Dimagh Main To Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..! Husband (Pyar Se): To Phr Itni Dyer Se Kha Q Rahi Ho.??
Written By: admin on February 23, 2009
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Man: Sir, my wife is missing.Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai,police station me complain dijiyee.Man:Kia karon, khushi k marekuch samajh nahin aa raha
Written By: admin on February 23, 2009
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Ek admi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi se bolak sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum.BIWI : Ek dum.Aadmi : To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.
Written By: admin on February 20, 2009
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Universal truth.Na moh na maya hai.Aalas tumhi ko aya hai…Baith k char panne palat lo betafinal paper girl friend ne nahi banaya hai!
Written By: admin on February 20, 2009
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A very bad shayari which might even kill u.. Aatma choor gayi sharir purana… Aatma choor gayi sharir purana Didi tera devar diwana.
Written By: admin on February 20, 2009
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Sardar road Pe Cigerate Pita Hua Bhag Raha Tha Use Kisine Pucha Ki kya Kar Rahe Ho? Sardar: Me Dekh Raha Hu ki ek Cigerate Kitni KiloMtr Chalta he
Written By: admin on February 20, 2009
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Dad: Beta, koi aisa kaam karo jisse tumhara naam duniya ke chaaro kono mein fail jaye. Son: Aisa bilkul nahi ho sakta,Duniya to gol hai na.!
Written By: admin on February 20, 2009
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2 sardar in a coffe house1st:Jaldi pi, coffe thandi ho jaegi2nd:To kya hoga?1st:Bewkuf menu card dekhHot coffe-Rs 6Cold coffe-20
Written By: admin on February 20, 2009
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Ram nay been bajai OR seeta duurk ayaiKishan nay bansuri bajai OR Radha bhagk ayaiaur hum nay sirf Seti bajai Woh Apne BHAI ko layaai
Written By: admin on February 20, 2009
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Ashiq Pagal Ho Jate Hai Pyar Me, Baki Kasar Puri Ho Jati Hai Intezar Me. Magar Ye Dilruba Nahi Samajti, Golgape Khati Firti Hai Baazar Me
Written By: admin on February 20, 2009
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Shadi Me khane K 2 Rule:1. PEHLI bar is tarah khao ki dusri bar milega nahi.2. DUSRI bar is tarah khao ki pehli bar khaya hi nahi.
Written By: admin on February 20, 2009
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Pati Patni ki ladai ke baad Patni bhagwan se boli,“Agar ye galat hai to inko utha lo,Aagr main galat hoon to mujhe VIDHVA bana do”
Written By: admin on February 20, 2009
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Boy: Tum gana bahut achha gati ho. Girl: nahi yaar main to sirf bathroom singer hoon Boy: to bulaao na kabhi mehfil jamate hai
Written By: admin on February 20, 2009
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Neend jb mujhe aagosh main leti h,Aapka chehra nigahon me bas jata h,ek dam se meri aankh khul jati hDil se ye aawaz aati haiMUMMY BHOOT
Written By: admin on February 20, 2009
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YahaSe 50km dur jb koi bachha raat kohoon.. hoon..Karke rota h to MAA kehti h k beta aisematRo warna bada hokar tuHIMESH RESHAMIYA ban jayga
Written By: admin on February 20, 2009
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Amitabh-Mere Paas BumPatakhefuljhariAnarRocket,Sab Hai Tumhare Paas Kya Hai? Sashi-Mere Paas Maa… Maa…Maachis he
Written By: admin on February 20, 2009
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Aadat or ada me ky Fark h?“Road k nal se pani pinaGarib piye to aadatAmir piye to adaaAb Sms ko le loAp bhejo to ada Main bheju to adat