Tchr:giv me example of Activ n Pasiv voice, Stdt:Activ-Tere mast mast do nain mere dil ka le gai chain, Pasiv-Mere dil ka legai chai tere mast mast do nain;

Whats Comman Between Barack Obama & Bus Conductor ? . . . . . They have Same Motto ” We NEED CHANGE”

Senior Student during ragging says to junior:On your marriage I’ll kiss your wife. Junior: Ok,but I’ll marry your sisters.

My wife insists she is not fat just that she is three feet too short for her boby.

Banta : Who is that strange looking man who keeps staring at me ? Santa : Oh ,he is Dr.Gupta,the famous expert on insanity

Banta : Is your wife beautiful ? Santa: Yes,from a distance.

A LOVE LETTER : To, ZoyaStudent of UKG. Dear Zoya, I Luv U.My dream i see u. Everywhr U. U no,i live no.I com red shirt tmrw.U luv i,u com red frock.I wait down mango tree.U no come,i jump train.Sure com.., Ur loverly Suleman,Std of 1st Class. Now Zoya replies, Darling,ur letter mom see,Papa beat [...]

The only thing my Husband ever achieved on his own is his ” Moustache “

Breaking News: BATA has innovated and started BOOKINGS of new shoes which have GPS system so that they doesn’t miss the target when thrown at politicians …………….By KOMAL BHIRUD

Free call from any network in zero balance.Use bellow trick……….. Call customer care & enjoy…!

What Is Difference Between DD & CHEQUE DD : Is Like WIFE Which Is Being TrustedBut CHEQUE: Is Like GF Which Can Bonce Anytime

Sardar ji And his Wife Were Walking on the street, Suddenlt his Wife Said,”Oh ji Look At The Dead Bird” Sardar: Looked at Sky & Said, “Where, Where”? no bird, shard !

Judge: why r u arrested? Sardar: for shopping early? Judge: well, thats not a crime, anyway how early u shopping? Sardar: before opening the shop

Once Papu was trying 2 impress a young lady. Papu:I have seen u some where. Lady:Possible,i am a nurse working in MENTAL HOSPITAL

A man calls his wife through an idea mobile.But the cal goes to another woman.Theyloved & got married.Moral:an !dea can change ur wife!!

Principal:Why u r late?Papu:- Bike puncture sir!!Princpal:- Why can’t you come in bus?Papu:- I am not that much rich to buy bus sir!!

Teacher: which book is the most helpful book in ur life?………..Student:My DAD’S Cheque book!

What would U say if petrol leaks from ur Maruti car? . . Maruti-SUSU-ki