Teacher: “I killed a person” convert this sentence into future tense.Student: The future tense is “You will go to jail”.
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BOY : May I hold your hand ?GIRL : No thanks, it isn’t heavy..!
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Young girl praying:plz God,marry me with intelligent man God replied: thats impossible, because intelligent men don’t get married
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A sexy woman like a 1000 rupee note, u don’t know how many have handled it but u still want 2 have it.
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One day a monkey looked into mirror & said, “Oh my ugly face, fat nose” and killed himself. Promise me u will not look into mirror, coz I dont wanna loose you!
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Forest king Virappan died last week.In his memory let us all switch off our mobiles for 2 mins.Plz forward this to all local criminals, as I did.
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Two devils came in 2 my dreams.They said-We want 2 disturb some good person.I suggest them ur name. They said “We cannot disturb our boss.”
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I saw U on ROAD today.U were lukin SO fine, Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect. My HEART started singing a Sweet Song:- ” WHO LET THE DOGS OUT”
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Press Down if u think u r MAD.I can’t Believe u Did That!Again?For God Sake! LORD!!Why u Still Doing it?Truth is out now!MENTAL CASE!!
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Santa was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.Wife: What you are doing?Santa: I am seeing how I look while sleeping
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Santa at an Art GallerySanta: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art?Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror
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professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college,You know why?Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking.
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Teacher: What do you call a person who cannot hear?Santa: you can call him anything because he cannot hear.
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Interviewee: What is your date of birth?Santa: November 28.Interviewer: Which year?Santa:Abey ullu every year.
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A Banta said something in Santa’s ear and Santa died. Take a wild guess,Wat did he say ? ‘Dhishkiyaon’
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Flirting is the only job in d world,that a man cannot include in his resume,despite having years of experience and,number of references..
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Hi, if u r free can u call & talk 2me now?A big misunderstanding here.My mother wants 2 talk 2 u.she is shocked.She is not believing me,when i said,…Monkey’s can speak..
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Adam n Eve started to love, Romeo n Juliet introduced it, Devdas n Paro suffered 4 it, Laila n Majnu died for it, so my dear frnz beware of it Feb 14 is ahead !