Muskurahat tum hi se milti hai, door door rahat tumhi se milti hai, kabhi rootna mat meri jaan yeh dhadkan sirf tum he se chalti hai….
Girl and Boy SMS
Bhulate nahi aapko kabhi ye kaise bataye, Aap ki ahmiyat kya hai ye kaise samjaye, Aasman se uncha hai yeh Rishta humara, Is chote se sms me kaise samjaye………
Aap khafa hogai to koi khushi na rahegi, Aap k bina chiragho me roshni na rahegi, kya kahe kya guzregi dil per Zinda to rahenge per saans nahi rahegi……….
Mitti pe wo humara naam likhte hai mitate hai, Mitti pe wo humara naam likhte hai mitate hai, penda unka to time pass hota hai, aur mitti me hum miljate hai;
Boy: mere saath chalte jaan? Girl:kidhar? Boy: aap jidar bole odhar, Girl: theek hai shopping karne chalte hai, Boy:didi aap se mazak karna bhi azaab hai,
Kaaash ke tere chehre par chechak ke daag hote…… Kaaash ke tere chehre par chechak ke daag hote….. Kaaash ke tere chehre par chechak ke daag hote….. Chand to tu hai hi ..sitaare bhee saath hote !!!
hool- a place where papa pays & son plays life insurance- a contract tht keeps you poor all ur life so tht you can die rich nurse- a person wakes up to give you sleeping pills marriage- a contract in which a boy loses his bachelors degree & girl gets her masters degree
Do u know what is A,B,C,D,E,F,G, All Boys Can Do Everything For a Girl, now reverse that order G,F,E,D,C,B,A, Girls Forget Everything Done & Cathes a (new) Boy Again
Time per khaao, Time per peeo, fruits khao excercise karo 9 mahina jo hai happy september (9) month
GF: I will share all your worries after marriage. BF: But I have no worries. GF: I am talking about after marriage
Girl : I want a responsible man as a husband.Man : That’s me,whenever anyone is pregnant in my neighborhood they say I am responsible
Girl : Na Chhod ladki ko paap hoga,Kal tu bhi kisi bacchi ka baap hoga Boy : Khuda kare teri baat sachchi ho,Jo mujhe baap kahe woh teri bachchi ho
Boy – Agar Mai Kahu Muje Tumse Mohabat he,Meri Yahi Chahat he to Kya Kahogi Girl – Yahi baat Agar tum Balance Bhej K Kehty To Acha Hota
Boy: Chalte Chalte Yu hi Ruk Jata huMaine Bathe Bathe Yu Gir Jata Hu Kya Ye hi Pyar hai ? Girl: Nahi Bhaiya Kamjoori hai Chavanprash khaya karo
Girl: Bas karo,kisine dekh liya to? Boy: kuch nahi hoga,bas sidhi raho aur thoda khol k rakho,…Agar paper nahi dikhaya 2 fail ho jaun ga
2 lovers are sitting in a park,Boy was trying 2 touch the girlGirl: No, no, all this only after marriageBoy: OK, then call me after ur m’rage!
Once Papu was trying 2 impress a young lady. Papu:I have seen u some where. Lady:Possible,i am a nurse working in MENTAL HOSPITAL
Boy: Tum gana bahut achha gati ho. Girl: nahi yaar main to sirf bathroom singer hoon Boy: to bulaao na kabhi mehfil jamate hai