Her raat ki naye manzil hai Kadmo ko sambhal na mushkil hai, Aap agar  saath na de humara Dhoop to kya chao me bhi chalna muskil hai……

An idea can change ur life but A girlfriend can change ur ideas so Always change ur Girlfriends to get new ideas……… What an idea sir ji………………….

Hum wo ishq hain jo dil bankar dhadakte hai, hum wo khushbo hain jo baho mein mahakte hain, humse pyar na karna e-zalim hum vo dard hain jo ankho se chalakte hain

Yeh HAI DISCOVERY CHANNEL ! Aaj hum 1 ajib PRANI k Bare me padhene jare hai !Is jiv ka naam he ! GIRLFRIEND Ye aksar BOYFRIEND ke saat payi jati hai,Inka poustik Aahar BOYFRIEND ka BHEJA Hai, Inhe aksar Naaraz hone ka NAATAK karte hue dekha jata hai,Is PRANI ka sabse Khatarnak Hathiyar RONA or [...]

Girl : I want a responsible man as a husband.Man : That’s me,whenever anyone is pregnant in my neighborhood they say I am responsible

Har shaks ko diwana bana deta huMili najar to fasana bana deta huDil k marij ho to kar lo dosti mujh seHar dil ko dhadak na sikha deta hu

Exams are like GIRLFRIENDS1)Too many Questions ?2)Difficult to understand3)More explanations r needed4)Result is always FAIL !

Teacher 2 Student : WHat is the similarity between girlfriend n mobile? Student : Sir, both r disconnectd when there is ‘NO CURRENCY’

How 2 impress a Girl: Respect her,Honour her, Love her, Protect her, Care for her.How to impress a boy?Just smile (game over)…!

Ghar ke bahar wo nakab me niklisari gali unki firaq me nikliinkar karte the wo humari mohabat seor hamari hi tasvir unki kitab se nikli

Aaj ka sawal pyar ho jata hai ya karna padta hai? very simple Ladki khubsurat ho to ho jata he aur agar amiir ho to karna padta he

Jane wo humse kya chupati thikuch tha uske hot pemagar na jane kyu shrmati thijab humne muh khulvyato pata chalasali gutka khati thi

Sardar: “I sent love letters to my girlfriend everyday for 3 years”.Friend:Then what happened?Sardar:Nothing,she married the postman

Sardar: Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana kar rahe hai.Girlfriend : Tumhare ghar mein kaun kaun hai?Sardar : 1 biwi aur 3 bacche..

A girl says to her boyfriend, One kiss and I’ll be yours forever.BoyFriend: Thanks for the warning!

Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai.Kharcha karo to bole “darling, how are you?”. Na karo to bole “brother, who are you?”.

Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?Both don’t exist.

Ab aap bi ban sakte hai apni GIRLFRIEND K BACHE K Baap, Wo bi Bina Mehnat k, Bas Dial Kare Aur Bataye GIRLFRIEND ka Address..”Kam Hamara Aur Naam Tumhara.