Wife Saw sign board Nylon saree Rs.8/-Cotton saree Rs.5/-Banarsi saree Rs.10/- Biwi – Give me Rs. 1000/- I’ll buy 100 SareesPati – Pagali Ye Dhbi ki dukaan Hai
Husband and Wife SMS
Written By: admin on February 25, 2009
No Comment
Sardar ji And his Wife Were Walking on the street, Suddenlt his Wife Said,”Oh ji Look At The Dead Bird” Sardar: Looked at Sky & Said, “Where, Where”? no bird, shard !
Written By: admin on February 23, 2009
No Comment
Wife:What is 10 years with me?Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me?Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin.Husband:Wait a second
Written By: admin on February 23, 2009
No Comment
Biwi(Ghusse Main): Tumhare Dimagh Main To Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..! Husband (Pyar Se): To Phr Itni Dyer Se Kha Q Rahi Ho.??
Written By: admin on February 23, 2009
No Comment
Ek admi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi se bolak sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum.BIWI : Ek dum.Aadmi : To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.
Written By: admin on February 20, 2009
No Comment
Pati Patni ki ladai ke baad Patni bhagwan se boli,“Agar ye galat hai to inko utha lo,Aagr main galat hoon to mujhe VIDHVA bana do”
Written By: admin on February 9, 2009
No Comment
Sardar rail mein susu karne gaya.wife :Apka pajama geela kaise hua?Sardar,’vahan likha tha,sharer ka koyi angh baahar na nikaalen…!
Written By: admin on February 9, 2009
No Comment
dolhan 2 sardar: Aaj mojhay itna khush karo k main sari zindgi yaad rakhoon sardar saari raat gud gudi karta raha
Written By: admin on February 9, 2009
No Comment
Sardar 2 hotel manager: “Jaldi chalo, meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai” Manager: what can i do?Sardar: Abe,khidki nahi khul rahi hai
Written By: admin on February 6, 2009
No Comment
Wife running after a garbage truck said: “Am I too late for the garbage? “ Santa following her shouted: Not too late u can still Jump in!
Written By: admin on February 6, 2009
No Comment
Biwi : Agar Me Mt.Everst Par Chadu To Tum Mujhe Kya Doge Pati : Isme puchne wali kya baat he DHAKKA Dunga Aur Kyaa !
Written By: admin on February 6, 2009
No Comment
Pati – I Saw my wife with a unknown man going to movie.Friend – didnt you follow them?Pati – Nahi yaar,I have already seen that movie !
Written By: admin on February 6, 2009
No Comment
santa:Judge mujhe TALAAQ chahiye, meri biwi ne ek saal se mujhse baat nhi ki!Judge:Ek baar phir sochle,aisi biwi naseeb walon ko milti
Written By: admin on February 6, 2009
No Comment
SAWAAL:Patni maike jaa kar pati ko roz phone kyun karti hai? JAWAAB: Taaki pati ko yaad rahe ki Museebat tali nahi hai phir aane wali he
Written By: admin on February 3, 2009
No Comment
Sardarni: ‘Oji,Utho utho raat k 2 baj rahe hain’ Sardar: Hud! Itni raat ko kyun jagaya? Sardarni: Aap neend ki goli lena bhool gaye the
Written By: admin on February 3, 2009
No Comment
Sardar ke ghar uske sasural wale aaye,biwi boli jao bahar se kuch le kar aao.Sardar bahar gaya or taxi lekar aa gaya.
Written By: admin on February 3, 2009
No Comment
Wife:”Suna he k jannat me husband k sath Wife ko nahi rehne dete ?” HUSBAND: “Sahi suna he,” Wife: “aisa kion?” Husband: “Arey pagli isi liye to usey jannat kehte hain.”
Written By: admin on February 3, 2009
No Comment
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.Husband is liver & wife is kidney,If liver fails, kidney fails,If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.