Judge:why did u shoot ur wifeinstead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour,it’s easier to shoot a woman once,than shooting one man every week.

Husband wife mein larai hoi, Husband ghar se chala gaya, Husband:Rat ko phone pay,”Khanay mein kia hai” Wife:Zeher. Husband:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana

Wife came home with a goat. Husband asked”Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?” Wife:”Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!” Husband:”Bakri se hi poch raha hon”

wife,janu kash aap sms hote main apko save karti. husband,darling kash tum ring tone hoti har hafte change karte

Wife ko begum kyoun kehte hai? kyounki shadi ke baad sabhi gum pati ko milte hai aur wife be-gum ho jati hai.

Wife: Look a thief has entered our kitchen and he is eating the cake I prepared. Husband: Whom should I call now Police or Ambulance…?

Ek Sardar apne marriage certificate ko 1 hour se dekh raha tha.wife-tum itna der se kya dekh rahe ho?Sardar-expiry date dekh raha hu.

Ye biwiya apne pati ko “A.G.” kyu bolti he?? ? kyuki biwiya sabhya hoti he,bhare bazar me“Abe Gadhe”(A.G.)kehna sabhyta nhi

Santa & wife waiting 4TRAIN,itne me”PUNJABMAIL”aayi.Santa bhaag k train me chada or wife se bola-“jab PUNJAB FEMALE aye to aa jana”

Pati: film vich raat ek chudel kade mere, te kade mere pichhe!Patni: kehdi film si?Pati: Apne vyah di movie si!

Husband aur wife hotel me gaye tabhi 1 lady neHello kiya,Wife- koun thi wo?Hus-Tum dimag kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hu ki woh bhi Yehi puchegi.

Wife : Jab mein gana gaati hu to aap bahar kyu chale jate ho?Husband : Taki Mohalle wale ye na samjhe ki mein tumhara gala daba raha hu.

Pati aur patni ghumne gaye. Raaste me ek gadhe ko ghaas katadekh patni ne pati se kaha – Oo G tumhara rishtedaar ghaaskha raha hai, namaste karo.Pati – Namaste Sasur Ji