Barish hui aur bheeg gai hum WAH WAH Barish hui aur bheeg gai hum Wah Wah arey agey kya hua? hona kya tha? Dhoop nikli aur sukh gai hum..

Hyderabad me glass tutne ki awaz kaise hoti hai? crush chinnn…….. nahi nahi Amma ki awaz ati hai: Tod diya re dalindar..wahi dandlara jub se;

Gullu Dada bikes jaaraha tha,ladki ko dekh kar girgaya, Ladki: my god lagi to nai? Gullu Dada: AAEIN,.. arey mai aisich utar to gadi pe se;

Mitti pe wo humara naam likhte hai mitate hai, Mitti pe wo humara naam likhte hai mitate hai, penda unka to time pass hota hai, aur mitti me hum miljate hai;

In U.S.A Mother -gud nit dear! In India mother-Shubratribeta! In Pakistan mother- shabba khair ! Typical hyderabadi Mother-SOJA RE MURDE ! Angaar lage wo phone ko!

Chote loog paise ki baat karte hai, bade loog time ki baat karte hai, MAHAAN loog  baat hi nahi karte, wo sirf sms karte hai , aur kanjus loog sms padte hai;

Jeans Tshirt  pahen kar mai taiyar hota, Utha  ke mobile jub mai apni bike per sawar hota, dekhte loog chat per chad kar  aur kahete, kaash yeh humare ghar ka DAMAAD hota;

Aap aai khaab me AITELAAM hogaya, aap aai khaab me AITELAAM  hogaya, aap ki bhi IZZAT bach gai aur humara bhi KAAM hogaya

sheer shairi ka mat karo hum se dawa sheer shairi ka mat karo hum se dawa jhu k tumhare  AMMI chade humare BAWA

Q: Agar William Shakespeare Hyderabad me paida hua hota to uska kya naam hota?Socho Socho……….. Ans: Wali Miya Sheikh Peer…

He goes to gas station to fill and says “Paanch point single oil daalo”. He says “Abbi aatau miyaa” and vanishes for couple of hours or does not come back at all.He sleeps around 1 am and wakes only after 9:30 am. He drinks half cup of tea at least 6 times and buys only [...]

Who doesnt hesitate to use words like”baigan ke”,”Hau”, “Nakko”,”Hallu” ,“Bole to suno miyaa”,”Kaiku” and “Kate”. ………….Thanks Funny

Teacher: “One cute n young girl is walking on d road.”change this into an Hydrabadi Language. Student: “Maki KirKiri,Kya Potti Jari Baap..”