1 Sardar Police Station K Bahar Se Guzra, Aur Poster Pe Parha ” Wanted For RAPE & MURDER ” Sardar Ne Andar Ja Ker Kaha: ” I Want To Apply For This Job”
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Written By: admin on February 25, 2009
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Banta: Kya Hua,Ye Mitti Kyun Khod Raha Hai? Santa: Papa ji Ne Bola Mene Unka Nam Mitti Me Mila Diya, Wohi Dund Raha Hu
Written By: admin on February 25, 2009
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Sardar Attending An Intrview In Software Company Manager: Apko MS-OFFICE Malum Hai Kya Sardar: Agar Address Denge To Jake Aunga
Written By: admin on February 25, 2009
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Sardar Cycle K Break Hath Me Lekar Nach Raha Tha. Man: Ye Kya Kar Rahe Ho Sardar ji? Sardar: Oye! BREAK DANCE
Written By: admin on February 25, 2009
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Chalti Train me Sardar Ji 1 Dibbe Mai Chad Gaye. TT Bola: Kyun Paa Ji, Nazar Nahi Aate, Ye Ladies Ka Dibba Hai. Sardar : Ohe ! Ji Sorry Ji, Mere Ko Laga Aap Mard Ho
Written By: admin on February 25, 2009
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Doctor: Bachey ko paani dene se pehle boil ker lena chahiye. Sardar: Lekin Janab Boil krne se bacha marr tou nahi jaye ga …..By Premchand
Written By: admin on February 25, 2009
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Sardar Dukandar Se. 1 Asli 7up Do. 7up Peeney K Baad, Sardar Ne 6 Dakar Mare Aur 1 Paad Mara. Dukandar Se Bola: Yeh Naqli Hy, 7up Nahe, 6up, 1 Down Hai ……….By Premchand (9908143742)
Written By: admin on February 25, 2009
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Santa visits bombay after many years. So he shouts:”BOMBAY..BOMBAY…” Air hostess: tells him -B- silent. So santa starts shouting- “ombay… ombay…”
Written By: admin on February 25, 2009
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Pappu: Meri biwi mujhe chhod kar chali gayi Dipu: tu uska khayal nahi rakta hoga, Pappu: Are yaar sagi behan ki tarah rakhta tha usko me.
Written By: admin on February 20, 2009
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Sardar road Pe Cigerate Pita Hua Bhag Raha Tha Use Kisine Pucha Ki kya Kar Rahe Ho? Sardar: Me Dekh Raha Hu ki ek Cigerate Kitni KiloMtr Chalta he
Written By: admin on February 20, 2009
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Dapu:Aj party kis khusi me? Papu:Meri scooter kho gayi. Dapu:To! Papu:Shukr mano me us par nai baita thawarna me bi gum ho jata..!
Written By: admin on February 19, 2009
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2 behre admi..ek dusre se: 1st: Tu bajar ja raha hai. 2nd: nahi re,mein bajar ja raha hoon. 1st: acha,mujhe laga tu bajar jaa raha.
Written By: admin on February 14, 2009
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Sardar: Saala,kal raat 3 ghanta hindi picture ki CD dekhi. Na kuch scene dikhe na awaz suni. Banta: Movie ka naam kya hai ? Sardar: ” No Disc”
Written By: admin on February 14, 2009
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Sardar was betting his son,his wife asked ‘ise kyu mar rhe ho?’ Sardar: iska cell ko call kiya to ek ladki boli ” The person u r Calling is Busy” Kate…
Written By: admin on February 14, 2009
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Papu waitin at bus stop.1 gentleman came there by 2wheeler & asked “u want lift?”Papu says: “no thanks, my house is in ground floor!
Written By: admin on February 9, 2009
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Sardar:For the past 1 week a girl is disturbing Me,I don’t know how she got my no,she interrupts whenever I call someone and says ‘please recharge your card’.
Written By: admin on February 9, 2009
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Sardar:oye mobile bill kitna hai? Call centre gal:sir just dial 123 to knw ur current bill status. Sardar: abay Stupid current ka nahi mobile ka ……..By prakash
Written By: admin on February 9, 2009
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Sardarji and his wife going to city in auto. Driver adjusted miror.Sardarji shouted u r seeing my wife. Go and sit back. I will drive auto