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Lohe ko loga kaat sakta he,Zeher ko zeher kaat sakta he, Tum plz apna khayal rakna,Tumko kutta kaat sakta he.
Shadi Me khane K 2 Rule:1. PEHLI bar is tarah khao ki dusri bar milega nahi.2. DUSRI bar is tarah khao ki pehli bar khaya hi nahi.
Neend jb mujhe aagosh main leti h,Aapka chehra nigahon me bas jata h,ek dam se meri aankh khul jati hDil se ye aawaz aati haiMUMMY BHOOT
Aadat or ada me ky Fark h?“Road k nal se pani pinaGarib piye to aadatAmir piye to adaaAb Sms ko le loAp bhejo to ada Main bheju to adat
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Kitne special ho aap,Khud ko duniya ki nazro se bachaya karo,Sirf kajal lagana hi kafi nahi hai,Gale me neebu mirchi bhi latkaya karo.
pyaar ki Galiyon me Kabhi gam na ho Hamari pyaar kabhi Kam na ho Aapko mile har Roj Nayi girlfrnd Jinki Umar 40 Saal se Kam na ho.
A baby fish asked her mother,why can not we live on earth? Mother fish said:earth is not the place for fish,it is made for only selfish!
Bandar ni boli,Maa mera dulha kaun hi? Plz meri shaadi kara do na ? Maa boli,dekh tera dulha SMS pad raha hai,Agar pad ke muskrayee to RISHTA pakka.
Dekh0 Mosam Kitna Suhana Hai ? Thandi hawa Ka Bhi Zamana Hai ? EK DO SMS Kardo, Kya Balance Sasuraal Le Kar jana hai?
Dusra Tajmahal b ban jayega,Bharat pakistan b 1 hojayega,Insan b chand par rehne jayega,Par khuda hi jane isKANJOOS ka msg kabayega.
If a gorilla catches u, what will u do? ? ? ? I know u both will start playingIts natural when close friends meet.
Armano ki chita jal gayiumeed ki imarat deh gayitumhari kya izzat reh gayijab padosi ki behan tumhe bhaiya keh gayi
EK minute k liye duniya me bure kaam ruk gahey he. Q Batao Q ? KyoKI Shaitan is waqt sms pad raha hai
Aasman me dekh,Ishwar ka Khoobsurat sama, Dharti pe dekh,Ishwar ka Khoobsurat karishma, Ab aaine me dekh,Ishwar ka sabse bada namuna !
3 tips to break a mirror 1.Pathar mar ker tod do 2.Utha ke neechay phainko 3.Sheesha ke saamne khade ho jao
Jab Apka Janam HuaBadal FataAdbhut Roshani HuiGod Khud Sab Ke Samne Prakat Hue Or Bole-SORRY Galti Ho Gai Please ADJUST KarLena