Sapne ki tarah tujhe saja ke rakhu,Chandani raat ke nazaron se chupa ke rakhu,Meri taqdir mere sath nahi warna,Apne samne tujhe murga bana ke rakhun.

Aap ne mujhko dekha… Fir aap mere peeche aye… Ate gaye… Fir.. Fir.. Fir.. Kya Mujhe 1 rupya dena hi pada…

Recipe:1 Take a bowl of grapes,2 Put your hand in it,3 Stand in front of mirror, The dish is ready. Recipe Name: Langoor ke hath mein angoor.

Koi gum nahi phir bhi man udas hain,Yu to bahot hain apne,Per ek aap hi to khas hai..Jyada Emotional mat ho,Ye sub bukvas hain…

I thought of suicide,Went to railway track, Got your sms After readingI thought to Live,You inspired me, A Faltu person like you is alive,Why should i die?

Aapko MISS krna roz ki baat hai, YAAD karna aadat ki baat hai,Door rehna kismat ki BAAT hai, Lekin….. AAPKO “JHELNA” MAA KASAM,himmat ki baat hai….

Madmast hawayen hai mausam bhi suhana hai,Bandar bhi message pad raha hai,Kya educated jamana hai.

Hi, if u r free can u call & talk 2me now?A big misunderstanding here.My mother wants 2 talk 2 u.she is shocked.She is not believing me,when i said,…Monkey’s can speak..

Jab bhi aapko dekhta hun bus,2 hi line yaad aati hai.. Bhoot pishaach nikat nahi aave,Mahaveer jab Nam sunave..

Har jagah Har diwar pe tera naam hai,Har mandir har gurdware pe tera naam hai,Upar likha hai, “Chapal Chor”Aur niche 5 rs ka inam hai…