Barish hui aur bheeg gai hum WAH WAH Barish hui aur bheeg gai hum Wah Wah arey agey kya hua? hona kya tha? Dhoop nikli aur sukh gai hum..
Jokes SMS
An idea can change ur life but A girlfriend can change ur ideas so Always change ur Girlfriends to get new ideas……… What an idea sir ji………………….
PAPA bole- “beta kabhi na karna shaadi, yeh haiĀ jeevan ki Barbadi”, BETA bola-”papa mein bhi farz nibhaonga, apne bachcho ko bhi yehi samjhaonga”,
Zuban chup ho to ankhein bolti hai, sansen chup ho to dhadkan bolti hai, Dhadkan band ho to doctor boltahai…… I AM SORRY………………..
1 sardar london me double bus me chada, conductor ne use uper bheja, sardar uper se neche daod te aaya aur kahaa, sale marwaiga kya uper to driver hi nahi hai;
Hum Gaye The Unke Ghar Kehne Tha Dil Se Dil Milalo Unki Maa Ne Khola Darwaza Hum Ghabra ke Bole Aunty, ” Bachhon Ko POLIO Ki Dawa Pilwa Lo…
Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna he to sab auraton ko MAA kaha kro .Student: Madam isse mera character to theek rahega,par mere baap ka?
In KBCAmithab: in which state kaveri flows?Sardar- liquid state..Audience clapped… Amithab stunned and looks back, All were sardars..
Srdar was riding on horse He croses de Red light&policeman whistles de Srdr lifts de tail of horse& says:”LE KARLE, KARLE NUMBER NOTE”
Sardar: I kis my wif b4 i go to office everyday,& U? Frnd: I kis ur wif after u go to office everyday.Sardar: Ha ha i’m 1st
Gomu -daily Morning & Evening 25 Girl”s waiting for me. Romu-why? Gomu-I am Girls college Bus Driver
Amar ek sadhu se bola Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao. Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?
Manmohan Singh k agle election k Vaade. 1.Sardaro k uparjokes bandh. 2.”SING Is KING” National song hoga. 3.11Baje k baad sidha 1 bajega
Santa ke truck pe likha tha:Chota Parivar Sukhi ParivarAur niche likha tha..Tinu,Minu,Chintu,Chiki,Pinki,Guddu,Guddi,de PAPA d GADDI!
Santa buys a new pressure cooker &next day he rtrns it.Shopkeeper:-y r u returnng it?Snta:Gharme jawan beti he,or ye sala seeti bajata h
Sir:Tom,Wht wud happen if there is a 3rd World War? Tom:Tht wud be Terrible! Sir:Y? Tom:There vl be Another Chapter in our History
Aaj Mere PaasMobile HeNumber HeBatery HBalance HTumhare Paas Kya He?Hai Koi Msg?To BhejoAgar NaiTo Mobile pheko
Santa-are subah subah ye gadhe ke sath kaha jarahe ho?Banta-dikhta nahi ye kutta he?Santa-are mein tumse nahi is kutte se puch raha tha..