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Written By: Arman on November 12, 2010 No Comment

Barish hui aur bheeg gai hum WAH WAH Barish hui aur bheeg gai hum Wah Wah arey agey kya hua? hona kya tha? Dhoop nikli aur sukh gai hum..

Written By: Arman on November 12, 2010 No Comment

An idea can change ur life but A girlfriend can change ur ideas so Always change ur Girlfriends to get new ideas……… What an idea sir ji………………….

Written By: Arman on November 12, 2010 No Comment

PAPA bole- “beta kabhi na karna shaadi, yeh haiĀ  jeevan ki Barbadi”, BETA bola-”papa mein bhi farz nibhaonga, apne bachcho ko bhi yehi samjhaonga”,

Written By: Arman on November 12, 2010 No Comment

Zuban chup ho to ankhein bolti hai, sansen chup ho to dhadkan bolti hai, Dhadkan band ho to doctor boltahai…… I AM SORRY………………..

Written By: Arman on November 1, 2010 No Comment

1 sardar london me double bus me chada, conductor ne use uper bheja, sardar uper se neche daod te aaya aur kahaa, sale marwaiga kya uper to driver hi nahi hai;

Written By: admin on December 6, 2008 No Comment

Hum Gaye The Unke Ghar Kehne Tha Dil Se Dil Milalo Unki Maa Ne Khola Darwaza Hum Ghabra ke Bole Aunty, ” Bachhon Ko POLIO Ki Dawa Pilwa Lo…

Written By: admin on October 2, 2008 No Comment

Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna he to sab auraton ko MAA kaha kro .Student: Madam isse mera character to theek rahega,par mere baap ka?

Written By: admin on September 28, 2008 No Comment

In KBCAmithab: in which state kaveri flows?Sardar- liquid state..Audience clapped… Amithab stunned and looks back, All were sardars..

Written By: admin on September 28, 2008 No Comment

Srdar was riding on horse He croses de Red light&policeman whistles de Srdr lifts de tail of horse& says:”LE KARLE, KARLE NUMBER NOTE”

Written By: admin on September 28, 2008 No Comment

Sardar: I kis my wif b4 i go to office everyday,& U? Frnd: I kis ur wif after u go to office everyday.Sardar: Ha ha i’m 1st

Written By: admin on September 28, 2008 No Comment

Gomu -daily Morning & Evening 25 Girl”s waiting for me. Romu-why? Gomu-I am Girls college Bus Driver

Written By: admin on September 28, 2008 No Comment

Amar ek sadhu se bola Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao. Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?

Written By: admin on September 28, 2008 No Comment

Manmohan Singh k agle election k Vaade. 1.Sardaro k uparjokes bandh. 2.”SING Is KING” National song hoga. 3.11Baje k baad sidha 1 bajega

Written By: admin on September 28, 2008 No Comment

Santa ke truck pe likha tha:Chota Parivar Sukhi ParivarAur niche likha tha..Tinu,Minu,Chintu,Chiki,Pinki,Guddu,Guddi,de PAPA d GADDI!

Written By: admin on September 28, 2008 No Comment

Santa buys a new pressure cooker &next day he rtrns it.Shopkeeper:-y r u returnng it?Snta:Gharme jawan beti he,or ye sala seeti bajata h

Written By: admin on September 28, 2008 No Comment

Sir:Tom,Wht wud happen if there is a 3rd World War? Tom:Tht wud be Terrible! Sir:Y? Tom:There vl be Another Chapter in our History

Written By: admin on September 28, 2008 No Comment

Aaj Mere PaasMobile HeNumber HeBatery HBalance HTumhare Paas Kya He?Hai Koi Msg?To BhejoAgar NaiTo Mobile pheko

Written By: admin on September 28, 2008 No Comment

Santa-are subah subah ye gadhe ke sath kaha jarahe ho?Banta-dikhta nahi ye kutta he?Santa-are mein tumse nahi is kutte se puch raha tha..

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