Teacher:Agar Sache Dil Se Dua Ki Jae..To jarur Puri Hoti Hai.Santa:Rehne Do Sir..Agar Aisa Hota To Ap Aj Zinda Na Hote
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Written By: admin on September 28, 2008
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Beta-Bapu Jab Shadi Se HarAdmi Tang Hai To Phir Shadi Karte Hi Q HainBapu-Beta Aqal Badaam Khane SeNahi Thokar Khane Se Ati Hai
Written By: admin on September 23, 2008
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Chaand ko todh dungaSuraj ko modh dungaTere damaan mein khushya chodh dungaTu agar ek baar haas de toh,Mein tere saare DAAT todh dunga
Written By: admin on September 17, 2008
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Santa and Preeto was in Bus.Preeto : Suniye jee peeche wala aadi mere blouse me haath daal raha hai.Santa : Oye tu ghabra mat, ussey kya pata batua to mere paas hai.
Written By: admin on September 17, 2008
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Full form of MATHS????Ans : Mentally Affected Teacher Harassing Students…
Written By: admin on September 17, 2008
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Sardar ke radio me kuch problem ho gayi to aur kharab ho gayaUsne radio khol kar dekha to ek mara hua chuha milaYe dekh kar sardar gussa ho gaya aur bola : Ye chalega kaise?Sala singer hi mara pada hai
Written By: admin on September 17, 2008
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Ek chor Sardar jee k mobile ko lekar bhar raha tha.Sardar hasne lagaBanta : Wo tumhare mobile ko lekar bhag raha hai aur tum hans rahe ho. Sardar : Bhagne do, charger to mere paas hai!
Written By: admin on September 17, 2008
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Ek din Santa jungle se gujar raha thaChudail ne use roka aur kaha : Ho ho ho Ha ha ha…Mein Chudail hu.Sardar : Menu pata hai…kyunki teri ek behen meri biwi hai!
Written By: admin on September 17, 2008
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Santa : Yaar aaj mein bus ke peeche peecha daudkar three rupees bacha liye.Banta : Kya yaar, tum to bahut murkh ho, agar taxi ke peeche bhagte to 100 rupees bachta!
Written By: admin on September 17, 2008
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Sardar’s Son – Papa jaldi-2 mera viya kra deo nahi ta main DAADI nal viya kra lavanga.Sardar:oye tu meri MAA nal viya krayenga.!Son:-kyo tusi meri MAA nal ni krayea..
Written By: admin on September 17, 2008
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Ek Ladka gadhe ke samne achana gir pada…To samne se aa rahiladki ne dekhkar bola…Apne bade bhai ke pair chu rahe ho…Ladka bola : Haan bhabhi jee!
Written By: admin on September 17, 2008
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Pregnant Sardarni carred ISI mark on her stomach.When asked why ISI mark..She replied…ISI means INTELLIGENT SARDAR INSIDE.
Written By: admin on September 17, 2008
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Sardarni : Lo light chali gayi.Sardar : Light chali gayi hai to fan chala do.Sardarni :Lo fir se kar di na sardaro wali baat. Agar fan chalaunga to mombatti bujh nahi jayegi!
Written By: admin on September 17, 2008
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Dur gaon me jab maa baap sote nahi the,to bacha kehta hai, so ja bapu,so ja, warna ek aur ho jayega!!!
Written By: admin on September 17, 2008
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Once a Sardar, his wife, son and daughter went to a private party. There he introduces his family to a stranger by saying, “I am Sardar, she is Sardarni, he is my kid and she is my kidney.”
Written By: admin on September 17, 2008
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Pati aur patni ghumne gaye. Raaste me ek gadhe ko ghaas katadekh patni ne pati se kaha – Oo G tumhara rishtedaar ghaaskha raha hai, namaste karo.Pati – Namaste Sasur Ji
Written By: admin on September 17, 2008
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Girl-to-Boy – Aaye bewafe tune sab kuch saaf kar diya,mera dil jala kar rakh kar diyaBoy-to-Girl – Aye ladki, teri kurbani bekar nahi jayegi,bhej de rakh mujhe, bartan manjne ke kaam aayegi.
Written By: admin on September 17, 2008
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Naukrani paas khade kutte ke paas gayi aur uske paas 10 rs ka note rakh diya.“Ye kya kar rahi ho?”, Malkin ne pucha.Naukrani replied : Yehi to ek hai jisne ess ghar me mera saath diya.Ye na hota to mein ghar me itne bartan kabhi bhi akele saaf na kar pati.