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Written By: Arman on October 4, 2010 No Comment

In a lip kiss: 0.7gm protein 0.45gm fat .0.19gm vitamins 50 variety of bacteria will die ,it is true; So catch ur girl friend and start kissing and be Healthy;

Written By: admin on January 12, 2009 No Comment

Mukesh said to Anil Ambani,”I want to kiss ur wife” Anil replied “Ok but 40 paise/min.. Anil’s wife Shouted,”don’t cheat him,Reliance to Reliance is free.

Written By: admin on January 8, 2009 No Comment

What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time?It’s when your Girl Friend says YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your Friends

Written By: admin on January 4, 2009 No Comment

A kiss is a contraction of the mouth due to an enlargement of the heart.

Written By: admin on January 4, 2009 No Comment

Roses are red, violets are blue, nothing is more sweeter than kissing you.

Written By: admin on January 4, 2009 No Comment

A kiss is not really a good kiss until it consists of 4 elements: honesty, responsibility, respect, and last but not least, love.

Written By: admin on January 4, 2009 No Comment

You have kissed my lips, and left an imprint on my heart.

Written By: admin on January 4, 2009 No Comment

A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks. A woman loses hers after four kisses.

Written By: admin on January 4, 2009 No Comment

A legal kiss is never as good as a stolen one.

Written By: admin on January 4, 2009 No Comment

when u kiss a British girl she says “kiss me softly”when u kiss a American girl she says “kiss me hardly”andwhen u kiss a Pakistani girl she says “oai!! kisi nu dussi na” (Don”t tell anybody)

Written By: admin on January 4, 2009 No Comment

Kiss is that thing for which the demand is always higher than the supply.

Written By: admin on January 4, 2009 No Comment

if i could bring back memories i would bring the first day i kissed you i look you in the eyes and felt love. thanks god an angel came into my life!

Written By: admin on January 4, 2009 No Comment

My love for you grows more with each passing day,The thought of your gorgeous face takes my breath away:Those brown eyes fill my soul with happiness,Those luscious lips I love to kiss

Written By: admin on January 4, 2009 No Comment

U r sweeter than honey. purer than milk. softer than flower. since i have u as my lover, come to me near, i”ll kiss ur lips without fear. u”ll say, having u is treasure & be wit me for ever.

Written By: admin on January 4, 2009 No Comment

TaLk 2 me wHen i”m boReD, kiSS me wHen i”m saD, hug me wHen i cRy, caRe 4 me wHen i diE, loVe me When i”m sTill Alive…

Written By: admin on January 4, 2009 No Comment

Kis kis ne kis kisko kis kis mehphil mein KISS kiya Ek aap hein ki jo har KISS ko miss kiya Ek hum hein jo har miss ko KISS kiya

Written By: admin on January 4, 2009 No Comment

What is a kiss? In view of Geometry:“kiss is the shortest distence between 2 lips!..Economics:“kiss is that thing 4 which DEMAND is always higher than SUPPLY!….PHYSICS:“kiss is the process of caharging a human body!..Computer:“like a LAN, in which 2 bodies r conected without any DATA CABLE!…

Written By: admin on January 4, 2009 No Comment

Got a gift 4 u! No cost! No batteries required! Tax free, performs silently, extremely personal! Fully returnable! Its a kiss from ME 2 U!!

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