In a lip kiss: 0.7gm protein 0.45gm fat .0.19gm vitamins 50 variety of bacteria will die ,it is true; So catch ur girl friend and start kissing and be Healthy;
Kiss SMS
Mukesh said to Anil Ambani,”I want to kiss ur wife” Anil replied “Ok but 40 paise/min.. Anil’s wife Shouted,”don’t cheat him,Reliance to Reliance is free.
What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time?It’s when your Girl Friend says YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your Friends
A kiss is a contraction of the mouth due to an enlargement of the heart.
Roses are red, violets are blue, nothing is more sweeter than kissing you.
A kiss is not really a good kiss until it consists of 4 elements: honesty, responsibility, respect, and last but not least, love.
You have kissed my lips, and left an imprint on my heart.
A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks. A woman loses hers after four kisses.
A legal kiss is never as good as a stolen one.
when u kiss a British girl she says “kiss me softly”when u kiss a American girl she says “kiss me hardly”andwhen u kiss a Pakistani girl she says “oai!! kisi nu dussi na” (Don”t tell anybody)
Kiss is that thing for which the demand is always higher than the supply.
if i could bring back memories i would bring the first day i kissed you i look you in the eyes and felt love. thanks god an angel came into my life!
My love for you grows more with each passing day,The thought of your gorgeous face takes my breath away:Those brown eyes fill my soul with happiness,Those luscious lips I love to kiss
U r sweeter than honey. purer than milk. softer than flower. since i have u as my lover, come to me near, i”ll kiss ur lips without fear. u”ll say, having u is treasure & be wit me for ever.
TaLk 2 me wHen i”m boReD, kiSS me wHen i”m saD, hug me wHen i cRy, caRe 4 me wHen i diE, loVe me When i”m sTill Alive…
Kis kis ne kis kisko kis kis mehphil mein KISS kiya Ek aap hein ki jo har KISS ko miss kiya Ek hum hein jo har miss ko KISS kiya
What is a kiss? In view of Geometry:“kiss is the shortest distence between 2 lips!..Economics:“kiss is that thing 4 which DEMAND is always higher than SUPPLY!….PHYSICS:“kiss is the process of caharging a human body!..Computer:“like a LAN, in which 2 bodies r conected without any DATA CABLE!…
Got a gift 4 u! No cost! No batteries required! Tax free, performs silently, extremely personal! Fully returnable! Its a kiss from ME 2 U!!