kabhi kisi ladki se book nahi magni chahiye, varna maar pad sakti hai COZ IT MEANS– B-BABBY O-ONLY O-ONE K-KISS. – By syed afroz

Ek din 1 lady tota Kharidne gaye Lady: Iski kya Khasiyat hai ?Dukanda : Ye bolta hai Lady ne tote se pucha : main kaise lagti hu ?Tota : Bhen ki lodi,Randi lagti hai ! Lady : Ye to bahot badtamiz tota hai.Dukandar usey andar le gaya aur zor se pani me duba k pucha,bol [...]

Ticket Chaker – Amma Kiraya Pura DoAmma – Mai student hu Ticket Chaker – Konse school me ?Amma – Wo Q Batau Ticket Chaker – Muje apni DAADI ka admission Karana Hai..

GIRL to Doctor Mujhe apne Jism se pyar hai,mujhe Nahanay se pehle kya lagana chahiye? Doctor: Bathroom ki Kundi.

Girl:Panditji mere 2 affair heunme se kiske saath shadi hogi?Wo khshnasib kaun hoga?Pandit:Pehle se shadi hogi aur dusra khushnasib hoga

Har shaks ko diwana bana deta huMili najar to fasana bana deta huDil k marij ho to kar lo dosti mujh seHar dil ko dhadak na sikha deta hu

Reactions of girls wen de lost their pursePoor girl: my moneyRich girl: my credit cardbut,Sweet n beautiful girl: oh shit Rahul ki photo !

Sardar:oye mobile bill kitna hai? Call centre gal:sir just dial 123 to knw ur current bill status. Sardar: abay Stupid current ka nahi mobile ka ……..By prakash

Full form of a GIRL G: Goli dene m sabse aage. I : Innocent sirf face se. R: Rone dhone ki automatic machine. L:Ladai me sabki maa.

Agar marwadi Ladkiya Papita Bechti To,Ladko Ka Bahut Fayda Hota. Kyu Ki Ladkiyo Ko Ye Aawaz Lagani Padti, Pappi To Le Lo… Pappi To Le Lo…

Ek larki darzi ki dukan pe jati hai aur pochti hai,Gi yahan galay miltay hain?Darzi:waisay galay miltay tou nahi hain laykin ap kahti hain tou mil laytay hain.

Young girl praying:plz God,marry me with intelligent man God replied: thats impossible, because intelligent men don’t get married

Girls before marriage look like barbi DollAfter mariage beautiful DollAfter 1 year nice DollAfter 2 Years only Doll And After 3 Years panaDoll

Ladki ne aadhi raat ko apne,Boyfriend ko phone kiya, “aa jao ghar mein koi nhi hain” Wo chala gaya!Sachmuch ghar mein koi nahi tha!! Taala laga hua tha..

Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai.Kharcha karo to bole “darling, how are you?”. Na karo to bole “brother, who are you?”.

Lady drinking coke, machhar falls in.Lady takes it out, machhar says “MAA”! Lady asks why did you call me “MAA”? machhar says, “Main teri coke se nikla hoon, MAA!”..

woman to another: Somebody told me that u r going to marry third time? She replies: Yes, u r right,Because my first husband was loved by God and second husband loved by a woman in my neighborhood

Msgs for Girls: Do not play with Street Dogs,U may get Rabies & Do not play with smart boys u may get babies..