Don’t Love Airtel Girl,She will do magic on you,Don’t Love BSNL Girl,She has connection with all INDIAN’s, Don’t Love IDEA Girl,She Can Change your Life,Don’t Love HUTCH Girl,She Fallow you where Ever you Go.. So Love Only Land Line Girl,She will Be at Home, Gud Morning…
Lady SMS
Recent survey se pata chala hai k 80% ladkiya shadi se pahle sex karna chahti Mera sawal sirf itna hai ki wo 80% ladkiya hai kahan.
GIRLZ OF 1990“AGAR TUM MIL JAO ZAMANA CHOIR DENGE HUM” GIRLZ OF 2009AGAR TUM MIL JAO PURANA CHOR DENGE HUM
Degrees of girls!B.A.-Beautiful AngelB.E.-Beautiful EyesB.Sc.-Beautiful StructureB.Com-Beautiful CommunicationM.B.A.-Married But Awesome!
Girls are like phones.We like to be heldand talked too-but if u press thewrong buttonu’ll be disconnected!
1980 girls: Maa mei Jeans pehanungiMaa : Nahin beti log kya kahengey ?2006 girls: Maa mein mini skirt pehanungiMaa: Pehen le beti kuch to pehan le!
A lady from 2nd floor asking a bananawala: Kaise diye?Bananawala: Memsaab Aath mein Bara.Lady: Saat mein Tera deta hai to oopar aaja.
Lady : Is this my train? Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.Lady : Don’t try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can takeThis train to New Delhi.Station Master : No Madam, I’m afraid it’s too heavy.
Conductor:MaamBachon Ki Umar Kitni Hai? Maam:2 Saal, 2.5 Saal or 3 Saal. Conductor:maam Umar Chahe Kam Batao Par GAP To Thek se dalo.. ………..By sukumar
Lady:Doctor mere lips pe infection hogaya hai Doctor:KISS kitni bar karti ho? Lady:Saal main 1 baar Doctor:Infection nahi ZANG lag gaya hai