Teacher: Eka varshat keeti ratri asatat?Raju: 10Teacher: 10? 10 kasha?…Raju: 9 Navratri aani 1 Shivratra.

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Pradhan: Rajesaheb rajesaheb ghaat zala, Ranisahebana miss cal alaRaja: Kay pradhanji, ghya to bhala aani mis cal karanaryachya potat ghala

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Himat asel tar yapexa phaltu SMS pathvun dakhavSir:Peruchya zadawar 10ambe,yatle5chiku kadhle,tar zadawar kiti kele urleStu:10hattiSr:Are wa,kase olkhleSt:karan mi dabyat methichi bhaji anli ahe.

Mi tichya mithit visiavlo hoto.Vatle tiche marathiche vyakran tapasave, mhanun tila vicharle mithital ‘Mi’ pahila ki dusara? Ti hasat mhanali tisara.

Priye Me phule magitli Tu mala pushpaguchya dilas Me dagad magitla Tu mala sundar murti dilis Me morpis magitle Tu mala mor dilas bahiri aahes ki kay ?

Ekda Dada Kondke la ek Hindi picture produce ani direct karnyachi sandhi yete. Mulcha marathi manus pun ata hindi picture produce karaycha tyamule Dada Kondke la picture che naav kay thevayche he suchat nahi. Khoop vichar karun tyala ek ashakya nav suchate. Ase nav jyache marathi ani hindi donahi madhye kahitari artha hoto ase. Picture [...]

Reactions aftar kissing:British girl : kiss me deeper harderUS girl: roll up ur tongue.Chinesegirl: bite my lips.Marathi girl : Plz kunala sangu nako!

In English Gud NiteIn Hindi Shubh RatriIn Urdu Shabba KhairIn Kannad Yara NadiIn Telgu Pandanko PoBut were inMaharashtra in MarathiZOP RE MELYA

A marathi student in a village was asked to read the English numbers 70, 82, 89, 99He reads ‘Shewanti, Yeti tu ,Yeti nai, nai tar nai ‘ …. By ghansham

MARATHI MULAGA ANI MULGIMULGA : Shabd Maze Geet Tuze,Jeevan Gane Gashil Ka?MULGI : Gaal Tuze Haat Maze,Kanakhali Gheshil Ka?

Dharmendrachya ghari ekda marathi chor ghusala. dharmendra ragane oradala, “kamine..” chor ghabarat bolala “ho, thik ahe saheb, kami neto”

Pu La Deshpande ekda T-shirt ghalun hindayla jatat.T-shit var tyanche nav thalak aksharaat lihile aste. “Pu La Deshpande”. Tar T-shirt chya magchya bajula kay lihile asnar?Pu Sh Deshpande. (pull/push) By Rajiv( hingoli)

lal pivli kombaditiche tiche karde karde paibarech divas jale tumcha sms yet naytumhala bird flue zale ki kay ?

Bharun aale asmat radu lagale sare santSarya maharashtrachi ekach khantAali kuthun hi Rakhi Sawant. …… By suraj

Me Tichya Premat Itaka Radlo. Itaka Radlo ! Ki Badli Bharon Geli ? Pan Sali Haramkhor Ti Baadli Gheun Sandasla Geli …. …..By ram babu

Ghadyalaat vajalet saat Ajun to antharunaat SMS karatoy tula mhanayala Suprabhat A maratHi boy proposing a girl:Boy: shabd tuze, geet maze, jivan gane gau ka?Girl:gal tuza haat maza, kana khali Lau ka?? tu distes chhan, tu hastes chhan, yaver ekach upay….subhamangal savdhan