1 Bar dekha to dost ki saheli thi, Dost hui to wo 1 paheli thi, Pyar hua to jaan hatheli pe thi, Shadi pe pata chala wo us Area ki Chameli thi

What’s the main reason for divorce ???????????? “Marriage”

Shaadi K Pahle:Boy:Darling Tum Nahi to Mai Nahi! OR Mai Nahi To Tum Nahi! Shaadi K Baad:Boy: Bhootni Aaj Ya Tu Nahi Ya Mai N

Pati: film vich raat ek chudel kade mere, te kade mere pichhe!Patni: kehdi film si?Pati: Apne vyah di movie si!

Husband aur wife hotel me gaye tabhi 1 lady neHello kiya,Wife- koun thi wo?Hus-Tum dimag kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hu ki woh bhi Yehi puchegi.

Lamha lamha waqt guzar jayegasaat pheron ke saath koi tumse bandh jayega. Abhi bhi waqt hai kisi se affair kar lokya pata kal kaun sa model tumhe saunpa jayega..

There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it.

Different Phases of a man:After engagement: SupermanAfter Marriage: GentlemanAfter 10 years: WatchmanAfter 20 years: Doberman

Prospective husband: Do you have a book called ‘Man, The Master of Women’?Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.

Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?Man: Don’t take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.

Why dogs don’t marry?A: Because they are already leading a dog’s life!

Don’t marry the person you want to live with…Marry the one you cannnot live without…But whatever you do, you will regret it later..