Bhikhari: Shet,5 rupiya do na. marwadi: 100 ki note he ,tere pas 95 chhutta ha ? Bhikari: Ha. Marwadi: To pahle wo to kharcha kar.
Marwadi sms
Marwadi Lady: Doctor pet ghano dukhe ji..Kai karu Doctor : ‘eno ‘ liyo ? Lady : Eno bhi liyo,uno bhi liyo,baju wala no bhi liyo to b koi farak koni padiyo…
Agar marvadi girls papita beche to hum ladko ko bhahot fayada hoga…..Kyunki ladkio ko ye aawaz lahani hogi : pappi to le lo….Pappi to le lo.
Jab Baga me Bahar awegi,tab mahari SMS ki Barsat awegi,tanhaiya to thari dur ho jaweji,par maro Bill bharwan kai thari Sasu Awegi
Marwadi: ZARA tuthbrush dena,mera brush ka 1 baal tut gaya hai.Shopkiper: 1 bal tuta to naya q le rhe ho?Marwadi: JO tuta tha vo akhri tha
Train me 1 macchar chinese par baitha,wo pakad k kha gaya. Fir 1 macchar marwadi pe baitha, Usne pakad k chinese se pucha: Kharidoge kya?
Teacher: Kabir ka koi doha sunao ? Little Marwadi Child: “Kabir salo bewakoof,Doho diyo banaye, Khud to salo khisak gayo,Manne diyo fasaye”.