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Written By: admin on December 8, 2009 No Comment

259 x (Your Age) x 39 = ??? Just Try. U will be getting an interesting result.Just try it

Written By: admin on January 4, 2009 No Comment

What is a kiss? In view of Geometry:“kiss is the shortest distence between 2 lips!..Economics:“kiss is that thing 4 which DEMAND is always higher than SUPPLY!….PHYSICS:“kiss is the process of caharging a human body!..Computer:“like a LAN, in which 2 bodies r conected without any DATA CABLE!…

Written By: admin on January 3, 2009 No Comment

If,1=52=253=1254=6255= ?? before scrolling, think! Ans is 1. Remember the First Line… 1=5

Written By: admin on January 1, 2009 No Comment

Son asked to Dad: “Dad, how much is 5+5?”Dad: “You dumb, You don’t know this, go and get a calculator.”

Written By: admin on December 14, 2008 No Comment

Biggest Mystery of Maths:1000s of years passed,Millions of theorems derived,Crores of formulas made,But stil…X is unknown!!!

Written By: admin on November 11, 2008 No Comment

Wht is 143? I lov you No I hate U No I miss U No I wish U NO 143 means ONE HUNDRED & FORTY THREE Naam Duba diya school ka..?

Written By: admin on October 6, 2008 No Comment

Teacher : What is the fullform of maths. student : Mentaly affected teachers harrasing students

Written By: admin on October 6, 2008 No Comment

see how i proved 1=2Let x=y.= 2x-x=2y-y= 2x-2y=x-y= 2(x-y)=x-y= 2=1Saala maths ka itihas hila kar rakh dala.

Written By: admin on October 6, 2008 No Comment

Maths teaches us wrong!I Can prove, For ExampleWill Prove 1=2..Soln:Let x=yThen v can write2x-x=2y-y=>2x-2y=x-y=>2(x-y)=x-y=>2(2-1)=2-1=>2=1–Dekha Maths ke Buniyaad Hiladi!!

Written By: admin on September 28, 2008 No Comment

Maths Teacher-If U Had1000Rs In One Pocket &1000Rs In Other Pocket,What Wud U Think?Santa-I Think Aaj Galti Se Papa Ki Pant Pahenli

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