In U.S.A Mother -gud nit dear! In India mother-Shubratribeta! In Pakistan mother- shabba khair ! Typical hyderabadi Mother-SOJA RE MURDE ! Angaar lage wo phone ko!
Mom and Son sms
Maa na hogi to wafa kaun karega? mamata ka haq ada kaun karega ? ya rub her ek ki maa ko salamat rakhna warna humare zindegi ki dua kaun karega?
SON: mummy papa bahut shareef admi hai Mom: wo kaise beta? Son: jub b kisi ladki ko dekhte hai to Ek ANKH band karlete hai.
Son : I want a baby brotherMom: Your dad is overseas,When he comes back we will talk over it. Son: Why don’t u give him a surprise ?
Dad ne Robot laya jo jhut sunke thapad marta tha Dad : Why are you lateSon : Xtra class, robot slaped the son Son: MovieDad: konsi ? Son: Bal Ganesh,Robot ne fir maraSon: Kaatil Jawani Dad: I’ve never seen such films,Robot slapped the DadMom: jhut hee bolega, akhir aapka hi beta hai..,Robot slapped mom..!
Raaz – Mom mubarik ho meri 7 janmo ke liay job lag gai hai, Mom – Acha beta wo konsi ? Raaz – Mujhe Star Plus ke serial me kaam mil Gaya hai….
Mom:Beta Laddukhayega?Beta:naMom: Mithai khayega?Beta:naMom:Icecream khayega?Beta:naMom:Baap pe gaya haiMAAR hi khayega.