After robbing a bank Munna:”count kar kitna rokda banaya apun aaj” Circuit:”dimag pe load nahi leneka bhai, kal akhbhar mein padh lene ka”
Munna bhai SMS
Written By: admin on February 14, 2009
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MunnaBhai: Yaar yeh kutte poonch kyon hilate hain?Circuit: Common sense Bhai! Ab poonch kutte ko to nahin hila sakti na..!!
Written By: admin on February 14, 2009
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GudNit in MunnaBhai Style: Chand fekta hai lightBoleto hogayi hai nightTo band karneka lightSojane ka tightSamje TubelightBoleto GudNit
Written By: admin on February 3, 2009
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Bole to ekdum jhakas style propose marne ka,Yun ghoor ke kya dekhti hai,Maardalegi kya?Dil dena hai to de,Rakh ke achaar dalegi kya?
Written By: admin on February 3, 2009
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Munna bhai: Circuit ye valentine day kaun sa din hai?Circuit: Simple bhai aajkal valentine day ‘Kiss Day’ ko kahete hai.
Written By: admin on February 2, 2009
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Munna Bhai:Tuje pata hai smoking slow poison ka kaam karte hai.Patient: To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai
Written By: admin on January 5, 2009
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PROFESSORGandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho?MUNNA BHAIGandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh nehin malum ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai.
Written By: admin on January 5, 2009
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MAMUChand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?GIRLUllu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?
Written By: admin on January 3, 2009
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Munna bhai ko Ek Nurse se Pyar ho gela hai, vo love letter me likhta hai DEAR Sister… I LOV U Tumhara Munna BHAI…!
Written By: admin on October 20, 2008
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CIRCUIT: Mamu, tu kitna pada hai?MAMU: B.A.CIRCUIT: Saala do akshar pada aur woh bhi ULTA..!
Written By: admin on September 12, 2008
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Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele,Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he,Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw?bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu. Sender… Circuit Bhai!
Written By: admin on September 12, 2008
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EXam’s song by Munna bhai: “Chanda Mama so Gaye,Student sarey jage.Dekho pakdo yaron,Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.Ek pariksha khatam,to dujishuru ho gayi MAAMU.
Written By: admin on September 12, 2008
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Impact of Movies: Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi? Student:- He is the one who helpedMunna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!
Written By: admin on September 12, 2008
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Bas kar yaar, mera pura inboxfull ho gaya hai tere sms se……………Ye prayas hai mujhe SMS NA KARNE WALE LOGO K LIYE“GANDHIGIRI” se samjhane ka tarika.