Teacher sabse garam chez kia hestudent: jalta howa bulbteacher: shabash woh kesestudent: meri mammi aik martaba mere papa se kehrahi thi k pehle bulb band karo phir mon men longi
Naughty SMS
Written By: admin on January 29, 2009
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Mom: Tujhe ladka pasand aaya ho to baat agey chalayen. Girl: Ladka to theek hai but mota hai.Mom: TV chahe 14″ ka ho ya 21″ ka remote 6″ ka hi hota hai.
Written By: admin on January 28, 2009
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Koi Jhuka k marta he Koi Khade khade marta he Koi deere deere marta he Koi jldi jldi marta he Tab jakar scooter start hota he
Written By: admin on January 28, 2009
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Gajar LoKela Lo Tori LoMuli Lo Kaddu LoBhindi Lo Baigan LoKhira Lo Kakri Lo Bhai Shahab apki GandHai jo marji Lo…
Written By: admin on January 12, 2009
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Talak k baad bachha mera: Husband: Bachha main rakhunga.Wife Boli: Boodh mera, Handi meri,jara sa “khatta” (Jaag) kya dal dia pura dahi tera ho gaya?
Written By: admin on January 12, 2009
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Aishwarya adopted 5 years old boy 1 Day boy cried for milk Ash: Tumbade ho gaye ho khana khao Boy: Achcha pilao mat sirf dikha do..
Written By: admin on January 10, 2009
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Recent survey se pata chala hai k 80% ladkiya shadi se pahle sex karna chahti Mera sawal sirf itna hai ki wo 80% ladkiya hai kahan.
Written By: admin on January 9, 2009
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Jis train me sundar ladkiya safar karti hoUs train ko kya kahenge….? Socho….Socho….Socho…. Maalgadi.. Yaar
Written By: admin on January 9, 2009
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Daughter: Mom, kya yeh sach hai ki ladke jahan apna l*nd dalte hain, bachha wahin se nikalta hai?Mom: Haan.Daughter: Oh my god! To kya mera bachha mere muh se niklega?
Written By: admin on January 9, 2009
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A lady from 2nd floor asking a bananawala: Kaise diye?Bananawala: Memsaab Aath mein Bara.Lady: Saat mein Tera deta hai to oopar aaja.
Written By: admin on January 9, 2009
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Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye.Girls: Hum tumko harakar dikhayenge..Boys: Hum haar gaye, chalo ab dikhao.
Written By: admin on January 9, 2009
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INDIA KI REET… Ladki agar apni marzi se de de to PYAAR… Agar Dost Dilwaye to UPHAR… Ghar wale dilwaye to SANSKAR… aur agar apne aap lele to… BaLaTkAar…
Written By: admin on January 9, 2009
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A General asks a young lady officer, how she felt in Services?Lady: Very fine, whole day passes in saying Yes Sir, Yes Sir & the whole night in No Sir, No Sir!
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Q: Whats the difference between a computer and a woman?A: A computer doesn’t laugh at a 3½ inch floppy.
Written By: admin on January 9, 2009
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An journalist to mallika sherawat: What is the first thing you do in the morning when you wake up?Mallika: I go back to my home!
Written By: admin on January 9, 2009
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Why Mahendra Singh Dhoni has no girlfriend?…. Because, he drinks 2 litre of milk daily.
Written By: admin on January 9, 2009
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Do you like mathematics? If so, add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!
Written By: admin on January 9, 2009
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A baby dog asks mama dog: How papa looks like. Mama dog said: “Your dad came from behind, I do not have the chance to see its face carefully!”