Teacher:Tumhara janam kahaan hua pappu? Pappu: Hyderabad me, Teacher :kaunsa bhaag Pappu:kya kaunsa bhaag ,pura badan hi hyderabad me janam liya hai;

Pappu: Meri biwi mujhe chhod kar chali gayi Dipu: tu uska khayal nahi rakta hoga, Pappu: Are yaar sagi behan ki tarah rakhta tha usko me.

Once Papu was trying 2 impress a young lady. Papu:I have seen u some where. Lady:Possible,i am a nurse working in MENTAL HOSPITAL

T.T 2 Papu in Train, Ticket batao. Papu: Ye lo. T.T:Ye to purani Ticket hai. Papu:To train kya abhi showroom se nayi nikali hai kya?

Dapu:Aj party kis khusi me? Papu:Meri scooter kho gayi. Dapu:To! Papu:Shukr mano me us par nai baita thawarna me bi gum ho jata..!

Principal:Why u r late?Papu:- Bike puncture sir!!Princpal:- Why can’t you come in bus?Papu:- I am not that much rich to buy bus sir!!

Papu-Kya Dusro Ki Galti Se Fayda Uthana Achi Baat HePandit-Nhi,Paap HPap-To fir Muze wo Rs vpas Kro jo Shadi k Time dakshina me Diya The

Girl: Aajtak Tumne Kiss Nahi Kia Kiss Karona MujePapu: NahiGirl: Q Nahi?Papu: Bade-Budhe Kah Gae He Aurato Ko Muh Nahi Lagana Chahiye.!

Aaj 1kam karna: Jeb se 1000rs ka note nikalna or usko dekh k bolna “Happy Bday BAPU” Phir wo note le k mere paas aana,bday “celebrate” karenge

Pappu Samose k Andar ka Masala Kha Raha thaDost- Ye kya kr Raha hai?Pappu- DR ne mujhe Bahar ka Khana khane ko mana kiya hai na.

Papu waitin at bus stop.1 gentleman came there by 2wheeler & asked “u want lift?”Papu says: “no thanks, my house is in ground floor!

Pappu Blood k bare me kitab padh raha tha Bap ne Pucha: Q aaj ye kya padh rahe ho Pappu: Mujhe Doctor ne kaha hai ki mera kal BLOOD Test he