YahaSe 50km dur jb koi bachha raat kohoon.. hoon..Karke rota h to MAA kehti h k beta aisematRo warna bada hokar tuHIMESH RESHAMIYA ban jayga
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Written By: admin on February 12, 2009
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Dad:Beta,Sasuralwale Gadi de to Suit mang lena,Scoter de to Car,Dukan de to Makaan mang lena.. Beta:Agar ladki de to uske Maa mang lo?
Written By: admin on February 6, 2009
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Aunty, mummy ne chini mangi hai.Aunty: Aacha aur kia kaha mummy nay?Kid: Agar woh kamini na de, to Pinki aunty se lay aana.
Written By: admin on February 3, 2009
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Teacher : What is your caste ?Student : Pehle hum Singh they,Fir Rajput hue,Fir Sharma ho gaye,Abhi hai Darzi….Aage Mummy ki marzi
Written By: admin on January 31, 2009
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Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar aa raha hai, ghar ke sab khilone chhupa de.Mom: tera dost chor hai kya ?Boy: nahin, who apne khilone pahechan lega.
Written By: admin on January 31, 2009
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Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?Son: Mujhe chand jai si biwi chahiye, Jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye
Written By: admin on January 31, 2009
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Son: Dad, what is an idiot?Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can’t understand him.Do you understand me?Son: No.
Written By: admin on January 29, 2009
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Mom: Tujhe ladka pasand aaya ho to baat agey chalayen. Girl: Ladka to theek hai but mota hai.Mom: TV chahe 14″ ka ho ya 21″ ka remote 6″ ka hi hota hai.
Written By: admin on January 28, 2009
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SARDAR ka ladka SARDAR ki marige video dekh k Hoye-Pape, Maine Bi Apni Shadi pe ItemGals NAchani He SARDAR: Kute De Putra O TEri Mausi Hai
Written By: admin on January 28, 2009
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Beta: PApa log chand per gaye hum suraj per jayengay. Papa: Suraj ki garmi se hum jal jayengay. Beta: Koi bat nahi hum raat min jayengay..
Written By: admin on January 28, 2009
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Baap: Beta aaj asman se 1 pari aayegior tume chhoti munni gift dekar jayegi. Beta: Abbu chodu mat banao,hospital jao ammi ki delivery hone wali hai
Written By: admin on January 9, 2009
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1980 girls: Maa mei Jeans pehanungiMaa : Nahin beti log kya kahengey ?2006 girls: Maa mein mini skirt pehanungiMaa: Pehen le beti kuch to pehan le!
Written By: admin on January 8, 2009
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Son : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?Son: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?
Written By: admin on January 8, 2009
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UKG Son to his Mom Son: I Don’t Want to Go to School Mom: Why.? Son: Want to work Mom: What Work Will You Do With UKG Knowledge.? Son: Take Tution for LKG GIRLS
Written By: admin on January 3, 2009
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Baap:Beta college mein tune kaun se 2 mushkil kam sikhe?Beta:1)Danto se beer ki botle kholna.2)tez BIKE me bhi 1 TILi se cigret jalana
Written By: admin on January 3, 2009
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Pappu-Bapu idhar aa.Pappu’s Dad-Aise nahin bolte betadaddy ko izzat se bulate hai. Pappu-Bapu,izzat ke sath idhar aaja