Cop: Raat kaidiyo ne jail me Ramayan ki thi Jailor:To isme itne pareshan Q ho? Cop: Sir Hanuman bana kaidi abi tak sanjiwni lekar wapas nhi aya
Police SMS
Written By: admin on February 7, 2009
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Santa : I lost my dogPolice : Put an add in newspaperSanta : Dont b silly Sir, My dog can’t read newspaper!
Written By: admin on February 6, 2009
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Santa: Why is the Police nicknamed ”The heart of the country’ ? Banta: It beats, beats & beats…
Written By: admin on February 3, 2009
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Ek pathan road pe potty kar raha tha. Police ne usey pakar liya, Jab usey le jaane lagey to mathan bola: “Saboot to utha lao”
Written By: admin on January 31, 2009
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A santa goes to police station and,Say- ” Mujhe phone par jaan ese marne ki dhamki mil rahi hai”Inspector- Kaun de raha hai,Santa- BSNL wale kehte hai bil nai bhra to kat denge.
Written By: admin on January 11, 2009
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3 sardars were going on a bike.Traffic Police raises the hand to stop them.Sardar replies- “Oye pagal ho gaya kya? Pehle hi 3 baithe hai, Tu kaha baithega..”
Written By: admin on January 8, 2009
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JAILOR:Tum kis apradh k liye jail aye hoQAIDI : sarkar se comptetion ho gaya thaJAILOR:- Competion wo kis baat kaQAIDI : Note chhaapne ka.
Written By: admin on January 4, 2009
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Never KISS a lady police,She will say, hands up. Never KISS a lady doctor,She will say, Next please Always KISS a lady teacher,She will say, repeat it 5 time
Written By: admin on December 28, 2008
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Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatos 5 days ago, he hasn’t came back yet!Santa: Why don’t u cook something else?
Written By: admin on September 28, 2008
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Srdar was riding on horse He croses de Red light&policeman whistles de Srdr lifts de tail of horse& says:”LE KARLE, KARLE NUMBER NOTE”
Written By: admin on September 28, 2008
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Police: Tumhe kalsubah 5 bajefansi di jayegi.Sardar: HA HA HA!Police: Kyo hass rahe ho?Sardar: Me to subah 8baje utthta hoon!