The word politics is derived from the word ‘poly’, meaning: ‘many’. and the word tics, meaning: ‘blood sucking parasites’.
Political SMS
Breaking News: BATA has innovated and started BOOKINGS of new shoes which have GPS system so that they doesn’t miss the target when thrown at politicians …………….By KOMAL BHIRUD
Musharraf: Jab main paida hua tha toh military valon ne 51 tohpen chalai. Lalu Prasad: Kamal hai, sabka nishana chook gaya?
A promising young manshould go into politics so that he cango on promising for the rest of his life.
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.
India me ek Ajeeb-o-Gareeb SMS hai, Bolta B haiChalta B haiKhata B haiMonche hai us ki Pagri pehnta hai Naam hai uska… S=SardarM=ManMohanS=Singh
Two Birds Sitting On A Tree, A Shikari Came & Shot 1 Of Them. The Other Fly Away. Why? Saala POLICE Ke Lafde Me Kaun Pade Ga
What Will Happen If Bipasha Basu, Mallika Sherawat, Neha Dupia, Rakhi Sawant Contest Elections In India.? Politics Will Become Transparent
Santa asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?Banta: Very simple, because he is PM not AM.
Mayawati came 2 Lalu’s house with a Goat..Lalu:Bhaiswa ko kyu layi ho?Maya:Dikhta nahi Goatwa hai?Lalu:Hum goatwa se hi puch raha hun …
1 Ladke ne Ladki Ko KAMAL ka PHOOL DIYa, Ladki ne jordar Tamacha mara, Ladka: Q Mara Mai to BJP ka Prachar kar raha Tha, Ladki: Aur Mai Congress Ka !
Oct-2 for Gandhi, Nov-14 for Neharu, Apr-24 for Sachin, Aug-15 for India, Apr-01 only for YOU. So Enjoy the day !!!
Vajpayee-Mil jaati sapno ki sehzadi,Agar Musharaf ki Beti se hoti meri shaadi,Hota kashmir ka samadan,Milta dahej mein Pakistan.
George W. Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, “Isn`t that Bush and Powell sitting over there?”The barman says, “Yep, that`s them.”So the guy walks over and says, “Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?”Bush says, “We`re planning World [...]
A major traffic jam was preventing people from moving forward.A motorist shouted out wanting to know what was happening.A guy from the front replied, “Well at the traffic crossing Laloo Yadav is sprawled across the road.He is refusing to move from there!”“But why?”“He has lost the elections and will now surely be convicted for corruption [...]