Santa banta se:yaar meri beti jawaan hogai hai, Banta:wa kya baat hai jawan hogai to border per chood do;
Santa Banta SMS
Written By: admin on May 19, 2010
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Banta : Is your car in good condition ? Santa : Sure,everything makes noise except the horn.
Written By: admin on May 11, 2010
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Banta : Who is that strange looking man who keeps staring at me ? Santa : Oh ,he is Dr.Gupta,the famous expert on insanity
Written By: admin on May 11, 2010
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Banta : Is your wife beautiful ? Santa: Yes,from a distance.
Written By: admin on December 10, 2009
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Santa Banta se – Tum ne mujhe subha se 200 miss call diye hai kyun ? Banta – Isliye Kyunki Mai Tujhe Bhoot Miss Kar Raha tha
Written By: admin on December 10, 2009
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Santa – Google Pe Ja ke Raaz Jokes search karna Banta – Google Par ja K Kon Si Jaga search karu ? Aur Google pe Kon se number ki bus jati hai ? — By Imran
Written By: admin on February 25, 2009
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Banta: Kya Hua,Ye Mitti Kyun Khod Raha Hai? Santa: Papa ji Ne Bola Mene Unka Nam Mitti Me Mila Diya, Wohi Dund Raha Hu
Written By: admin on February 19, 2009
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Santa & Banta hated mobile,so decided 2 use pigeons.Once pigeon came with no msg.Angry Banta calls Santa! Santa: Oye ! it was a missed call
Written By: admin on February 14, 2009
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Santa: Me apni biwi ko BA karawunga fir MA fir P.HD karwunga,Fir badya nokri dilaunga. Banta: Fir aacha sa rista dek k uski shaadi bi kara dena
Written By: admin on February 6, 2009
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Santa: Why is the Police nicknamed ”The heart of the country’ ? Banta: It beats, beats & beats…
Written By: admin on February 6, 2009
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Santa : Soch raha hu ki USA ghum Aaun,kitna Paisa lagega? Banta : Kuch B nahi Santa : Kaise? Banta : Sochne k liye Paise nahi lagte
Written By: admin on February 3, 2009
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Banta: Sardarji Aapke pas MOBILE hai to phir apne LETTER kyon bheja?Santa: oye! mene tujhe Phone kiya tha per andar se awaaz aai ” Please Try Letter ‘later’ “
Written By: admin on February 3, 2009
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Banta to Santa: Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour and slapped the man and said, not my friend
Written By: admin on February 3, 2009
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Banta 2 Sardar: Yaar kal mein tenu kinni wari phone kita par tu neyi ootaya? Santa: kiun ootayon ? 30 rupaiye de key gana luwaya ae ohnu tera peo sune ga?
Written By: admin on January 31, 2009
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Santa: Yaar kal mein tenu kinni bari,phone kitta par tu chukaya hi nai.Banta: Kyun Chukan?Jehra mein 30 ruaye da gana,Lagwaya hai oh teri maa sunegi.
Written By: admin on January 31, 2009
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Santa: Yaar me apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai ki devan,Banta: Gold ring dede,Santa: koi vadi chiz das yaar,Banta: Tan fer mrf ka tayre dede
Written By: admin on January 31, 2009
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Santa cycle ke break hath me lekar nach rha tha. Banta: ye kya kar rahe santa ji? Santa: Oye..! Break Dance kar raha hun. tum b kar lo.
Written By: admin on January 31, 2009
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A Banta said something in Santa’s ear and Santa died. Take a wild guess,Wat did he say ? ‘Dhishkiyaon’