Santa made a call to airport, Askd how long is the journey from hyd to banglore, Reciptionist:25 mints sir, Oye utna hi kya, by walk hi nikalle to paa ji;
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Written By: admin on December 30, 2009
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Santa and a girl were having sex suddenly santa asks,Do u have AIDS ?Girl: No. Santa : Thank God ! I don’t want to get that again.
Written By: admin on December 11, 2009
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Nepali – Ye sham singh ka mobile kaha milega Santa – Pata nahi Nepali – Itni badi company he aur apko pata nahi santa ko baad me pata laga wo SAMSUNG ke Raha tha
Written By: admin on December 8, 2009
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Raaz – Abe Santa Tu Yaha Baitha hai,Tere Dost Ki Death Ho Gai Hai,Tu Gaya Kyu Nai ?Santa – Usne Mujhe Bulaya Hi Nahi
Written By: admin on December 8, 2009
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Santa Station Me khada ThaTrain Ke Aate Hi Wo Khada Khada Jhuk Q Gaya, Qunki.. Train se Aawaz Aa Rahi Thi Jhuk,Jhuk,Jhuk,Jhuk !!!
Written By: admin on February 25, 2009
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Santa visits bombay after many years. So he shouts:”BOMBAY..BOMBAY…” Air hostess: tells him -B- silent. So santa starts shouting- “ombay… ombay…”
Written By: admin on February 19, 2009
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Teacher: Translate in English, “Mein Aam Aadmi Nahi Hoon”…….After thinking a lot Santa: I am not a mangoman
Written By: admin on February 14, 2009
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Santa: Doctor Pure jism main kahin bhi ungli lagao 2 bohat dard hota hai. Doc: full body Xray. Xray report- Found fracture in ungli.
Written By: admin on February 12, 2009
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A doctor wants 2 keep his nameinfront of his clinic as.‘Dr.R.K Psychotherapist’Santa was the painter n he wroteDr.R.K’Psycho the rapist’
Written By: admin on February 11, 2009
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Santa was going on buffalo.A traffic police stop him & asked for helmet. Santa: “Abe niche dekh four wheeler hai”.
Written By: admin on February 7, 2009
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Santa : I lost my dogPolice : Put an add in newspaperSanta : Dont b silly Sir, My dog can’t read newspaper!
Written By: admin on February 6, 2009
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Santa-Doctor,I hv a problmDr-Whats ur problem?Santa-I forget thingsDr-Since wen u r hving dis Problm?Santa-Which problem ?
Written By: admin on February 6, 2009
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santa:Judge mujhe TALAAQ chahiye, meri biwi ne ek saal se mujhse baat nhi ki!Judge:Ek baar phir sochle,aisi biwi naseeb walon ko milti
Written By: admin on February 6, 2009
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Santa’s son: papa,there r people at the door, they r asking for donation for swimming pool. Santa:beta give them a bucket of water!
Written By: admin on February 3, 2009
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Santa son to Papa: Papa ye star log jab mandir ate hai tab kala chashma kyu pehnte hai? Papa: Kahi bhagwanunhe pehchan k autographna maang le
Written By: admin on February 3, 2009
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Ek dost ne santa se Poocha ” Yaar tu Hamesha Foreign channel kyon dekhta rehta hai” .. . Santa: “Yaar Kuch Bijli unki bhi Kharach hone do”
Written By: admin on February 3, 2009
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Santa Bag lekar bus me ghusa, Aur zor se Chillaya Khabardar, Koi apni jagah se nahi hilega Santa Singh KulFiwala Khudsabke pas aega
Written By: admin on February 3, 2009
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Banta: Biwi agar husband ko naukar samjhe to husband ko kya karna chahiye ? Santa: Zyada kuch nahi,Do Char Ghar aur pakad lene chahiye.